Posted on 04/01/2003 6:20:34 PM PST by Marylander
Tonight the DC Chapter conducted, with complete strategic and tactical surprise, a stealth freep of a major Clintonista gathering. While the occasion was a book-signing party for David Brock, we christened it the "Democrat Liars Club meeting." It was held at Lounge 201 in the shadow fo the Capitol at Second and Massachusetts NE.
The honor role was 12 fierce Freepers, Jimmy Valentine's Brother, Marylander, Doctor Raoul, tgslTakoma, BMWcyle, BufordP, Angelwood, KLT and friend, BillF, ToleranceSucksRocks, and kristinn. THEIR dishonor role included Lanny Davis, James Carville, Sid Blumenthal, Tom Daschle, Barney Frank, and numerous toads and lackeys, almost none of whom walked out with a book.
As we are currently mobile, somewhere on the BWI Parkway and afraid we might lose our connection, we are posting this now as a start and will continue the saga as much as we can.
Absolutely, positively, the highlight of the evening was every Freeper chanting, "Yo, Squid, Drudge Won," as Sid Blumenthal snuck off into the darkness.
Former Begala Protoege
WILL LIE FOR FOOD
BOOK SIGNING TONITE
Primal Lie by David Brock
DEMOCRAT
12 STEP PROGRAM
1. Lie Big
2. thru 12.
Repeat
Dr Evil Had Mini-Me
Saddam Has Tommy-D
Bill Clinton Mistakenly Hired Myers.
He Thought “Dee Dee” Was Her Cup Size
LIARS CLUB MEETS TONITE
STOP CALLING ME RODHAM HUSSEIN
I’M NOT THAT EVIL
If Osama Was A Piece of Ass
Clinton Would Have Nailed Him
That was me. I told her I wanted dinner, a movie and she had to tell me she loved me first.
BufordP gave yet another demonstration of his brilliant wit. His sign:
"Tom Daschole Democratique Senator from South France".
The South was in red with a carrot as if added after the other, black, text.
Chant used against embarassed Dems as they waited in line to get in
"Jim Moran wants to know . . . is kosher on the menu".
Finally, this was the first FReep where we witnessed friendly fire, also called a blue on blue incident.
Angelwood and tgslTakoma were on the same side of the street as a guy who had been haranging us. I think that the guy was drunk or mentally ill. He had a briefcase or piece of luggage about 5 feet in front of him and about 5 feet to the side of tgslTakoma.
A Dem guy in a fancy suit leaving the book signing, spit on the other guy's luggage because he wrongly assumed that it was tgslT's luggage.
Those of us, on the opposite side of the street, who saw that Dem fraging his own side, just laughed.
This was the guy whose luggage or bag was spit on by another Dem, who mistakenly thought it was a FReeper's bag.
Wonderful people, these Dems.
Great line and executed so smoothly. I laughed last night and laughed again reading it.
Between you, BmwCycle ("like getting a tattoo") and the wit and humor of the other FReepers in attendence, I had a great time!
The Book girls anxiously await the arrival of the Democrat Liars Club members. They hadn't quite figured out why we were massing on the opposite corner. But it didn't take them too long. We could see their lips moving as they read our signs.
Once they realized that we weren't fans, they had some choice comments for us. A short translation would be that they didn't think we had any right to be there. So I hollered over to them, "This is what Democracy looks like!"
;-)
We weren't there long before I spied David Brock arriving, but he quickly lost his smile and turned his head as he realized that we weren't fans. I took the photo of Brock from across the street where BufordP is standing in this photo. He caught all passersby from this great spot.
Lanny Davis spotted us as he approached the Liars Club meeting place, but he quickly backed up the street, hoping we would stop calling attention to his part in the Clinton Lie Machine. When he thought it was safe to scurry in, he approached the entrance, but was caught hold of by those diligent Book Girls, whose job it was to check off all the notables who had the misfortune to attend an event we were FReeping.
Here's a shot of part of the FReep line that greeted all the Democrat Liars, fans and apologists.
Doctor Raoul, JVb and part of Marylander
Angelwood and Sauropod, hard at work.
This photo's a little blurry, but the message is a RIOT!
Using a leftist's comic strip against the Liars Club.
Jimmy Valentine's brother and Marylander had a blast!
Forehead's forehead. Funny how quickly these folks scurried down into the 'Rats' den when they saw us.
Begala behind bars. A view of Begala that we don't often see... no forehead in sight!
Pat Schroeder and Bettie Curry trading quips about their ex-boss??
The highlight of the evening for me was to see little Tommy Daschle enter the Liars Club meeting not as a heroic leader, but as a shamed man... head down the whole time as he crept in through the service entrance (that means the way the trash goes out) in the alley.
Waitaminute! Was that a great big, gas guzzling SUV that he arrived in? I'm disappointed and saddened to learn this. Deeply saddened.
Barney Frank behind bars, too! Wishful thinking.
Jeepers! Patty Schroeder didn't stay too long.Jiffy John in background...
As the more famous liars left the club meeting (from the front door), Angelwood and I moved up to the alley where Tommy Daschle's SUV and taxpayer-funded driver awaited him.It was kind of a seedy way for a seedy guy to make his not-so-triumphant exit. His aide made a call when he saw us at the end of the alley, and two police officers arrived shortly thereafter. They were very nice and asked us to move across the street because some other cars were going to be arriving. As it turned out, none did, but we knew the plan and had made our point. Our presence was known to Tommy Daschle, and he certainly didn't want to have to listen to our free speech up-close. Of course Senator Daschle believes that we're all equal... but he's just a little more equal than us.
While the police officers were talking to me and Angelwood, our friend and fellow DC Chapter member from out of town called me and told me the news that Pfc. Jessica Lynch had been rescued in Iraq; and I passed the word to the officers. They had not heard any news for some time, and were very happy to hear this. Angelwood and I crossed the street on that high note; and waited to catch Tommy on film. It was not to be, as Tommy's driver has apparently expert skills at blocking his little charge from camera view with that great big SUV. So the rumor about Senator Daschle needing a step-stool to reach the running board of the truck will remain unproven, for now.
I took more photos, but since they were of the usual crowd of rat groupies who had assaulted us at previous rat events, I didn't want to waste our album space on them.
It was a fun-filled, fish-in-a-barrel kind of night for the DC Chapter members who were fortunate enough to attend.
"Greatest distance traveled" award goes to KLT and her friend, who drove down from NY city and drove back home right afterwards. Salud!
*Ducking*
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