USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ THE CANTEEN REPORTS FOR LIBERTY CALL ~ March 31 2003

March 30 2003 | Kathy In Alaska (Ma), MoJo2001 (The Kid)

[MoJo2001]

WELCOME TO THE CANTEEN LUAU!

CANTEEN INVITATION

WHO: YOU
WHAT: LIBERTY CALL
WHERE: SOUTH PACIFIC
WHEN: TODAY
WHY: STUCK IN A DESERT? STUCK ON A SHIP? STUCK IN YOUR OFFICE?
STUCK WITH AN ANNOYING BOSS? STUCK WITH ANNOYING CO-WORKERS
STUCK WITH SOMEONE FRENCH? STUCK WITH SOMEONE WITH BAD BREATH?
WHY NOT? COME TO PARADISE!

MEET YOUR TOUR GUIDE FOR TODAY--Lili (in honor of the last Hawaiian Queen)


(Always Click on Lili! She'll have an island song just for you)

ALOHA! TALOFA! IA ORANA! BULA! MALO E LELEI! KIA ORA!
("Hello" in Hawaiian, Samoan, Tahitian, Fijian, Tongan, and Maori)

Before we get started, say "Aloha" to our lovely Hula Girls!
Our lovely Hula Girls are wearing traditional Lei(s)! (Pronounced like "ley")

 

 

Lili's Quick Polynesian Summary

The group of islanders that we will be visiting are collectively known as
Polynesians. Many believe that the Polynesians first came to their respective
islands from Southeast Asia. Also, many historians believe that there is a
distinct possibility that Native Americans and Polynesians are related.
One group, Native Americans, traveled by land through the
Bering Strait. The Polynesians set course on the high seas. Both groups
are thought to have originated from the same place. The Polynesian
people comprise six groups: Maori, Samoan, Fijian (some do not consider
them an actual member of the group), Tahitians, Tongans, and Hawaiians.
Throughout their storied history, Polynesians have kept the traditions of
the "old island" with the blend of modern living. Their ability to blend
both lifestyles has allowed for more opportunities and holding on
to traditions that have been passed down through the generations.
Please join us today in learning more about them. Also, come with us
to enjoy the many activities and locations that they have shared with the
world. Enjoy yourself!

Click For More Information:

 


Lili's Virtual Tour Of The Islands!
(Click On The Thumbnails)











LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE! PART II BEGINS NOW!

[MoJo2001]

Indeed!

We are blessed to live in a country that proudly remembers the sacrifice of heroes past, present, and future.

We are also blessed to live in a country that will stand up and do the right thing.

[Radix]

Oh no!! Um, tell me why dear Radix!

You do not want to know my real opinion.

[MoJo2001]

Mornin, MUD!

You gonna report for Hula lessons? Although, it's freezing down here in the Hampton Roads Area! UGH!

[MoJo2001]

I don't want to hear your real opinion? Lay it on me!

[Radix]

[Radix]

[MoJo2001]

Mahalo my friend! *Thank you*

[Radix]

Breakfast anyone?

 

[MoJo2001]

LOL! Oh no! Not the pineapples!! Well, are you gonna cut it up for us to eat? LOL!

[Mudboy Slim]

I'm always up fer a LOU-Oww...LOL!!

Aloha...MUD

[Radix]

Sure, I'll cut it up. Where is my knife?

 

[tomkow6]

[MoJo2001]

Good morning, tomkow!! *HUGS*

[Radix]

This is a knife

 

 

 

[tomkow6]

Good morning, MoJo! Good morning, Canteen Crew! Good morning, EVERYBODY!

GOOD

MORNING

TROOPS!!

[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:


Two roads were in the pub, a Motorway and an 'A' Road, and they were
chatting at the bar.

The Motorway says to the 'A' Road: "I'm the hardest, meanest, toughest road
there is. I've got the highest speed limit, I have the most lanes and carry
the greatest volume of traffic. I'm as hard as nails, me."

The 'A' Road says: "Yes, but I'm the back-bone of the country. There's many
times more miles of 'A' Road than Motorway, I go everywhere from countryside
to city, big town and small town, and in total I carry more cars than any
other road. I am the undisputed heavyweight champion of roads."

Then a small pink road walks up to the bar and orders an orange juice and
lemonade. The Motorway and 'A' Road immediately go quiet, and stare at their
drinks, desperately trying not to catch the attention of the small pink
road, who gets his drink and goes and sits in the corner.

The barman says to the Motorway and 'A' Road: "I thought you were the
biggest, baddest, toughest and best roads in the country!"

And the motorway replies: "Yeah, but you don't want to mess with him -- he's
a cycle path."

[tomkow6]

Chicagoland Weather
Current Conditions:
As reported at KORD, O'Hare Arpt.. ..
Last update Mon 31 Mar 2003 4:56 AM CST.

Partly Cloudy
27°F Feels Like: 27°F
UV Index: 0 Minimal
Wind: From the S at 9 mph
Humidity: 82 %
Visibility: unlimited
Barometer: 30.13 inches and Rising

Today's Forecast Mon 31 Mar 2003 03:02 AM CST
PM Light Rain
Low 44°F
High 49°F

[tomkow6]

Morning, MoJo!

[firewalk]

Good morning everyone

(thanks for the ping)

[Bethbg79]

Good morning Troops!!

Good morning Canteen crew!!