Officials Believe Saddam Is in Control of Military

Fox News.Com ^ | 3/27/03 | Various/Carl Cameron

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WASHINGTON-U.S. government officials have all but concluded that Saddam Hussein is in control of his military and issuing orders as he moves in and around Baghdad through a series of underground catacombs that lead from one bunker to the next.

[bwteim]

Good one. I went to website and found others. Thanks.

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[rintense]

BWAHAHAHAHA!

[Calpernia]

I couldn't find the article I originally told you about that I was reading the other night. I didn't comment in it; so it wasn't in my commentary. There is some good stratigy being discussed now at: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/878941/posts

Stop by. I'm off to bed now. Have a nice weekend.

[RichInOC]

Tony! Sounds like Saddam's ass is grass.
Holy wack unsavory tactics, Dubya, you're f***in' right!!
To the Sit Room - let's go!

(Dubya! Dubya!)

Daschles and gentlemen! It's SHOWTIME!
Hurry hurry, step right up!
Introducing the star of our show... his name is (Dubya!)
You wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world right now
So without further ado, I bring to you (Dubya!)

You're about to witness battle in its most purest
most rawest form, flow almost flawless
Most hardest air forces, navies and armies
Chip off the old block, good ol' Dub is BACK
Looks like Batman brought his own Robin
Oh God, Saddam's got his own problems
With a volley of Tomahawks with his name on it
Set to blow his bunker doors off the hinges
MOPP suits and atropine syringes
VROOM VROOM! Yeah, here we come, we're inches
Away from you, come get some
Baghdad is in a state of 9-1-1 so...

Let's get down to business
I don't got no time to play around wit' isness
Sounds like Saddam's still in town, let's drop some s*** down
on that clown...can I get a witness? (HELL YEAH!)

Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles
Gee willikers Tone, holy bad chemicals!
Look at all the bulls*** that goes on in Baghdad
when we're gone, time to get rid of these war criminals
So frag Hussein's loo while I do what I do best
You ain't even impressed no more; you're used to it
Flows too wet, nobody close to it
Nobody says it but still everybody knows the s***
The most hated on out of all those who say they get hated on
on Meet the Press and exaggerate it all so much
They make it all up, there's no such thing
Like a Hillary with good looks who cooks and cleans
It just means so much more to so much more
people when you're fightin' and you know what for
The show must go on, so I'd like to welcome y'all
to Dubya and Tony's carnival, c'mon! Now...

It's just like old times, the Dynamic Duo
Two old friends, why panic? You already know
who's fully capable, the two caped heroes
The SWAT team of the world, dial eight-zero-zero
You can even call collect, the most feared duet
since Dad and John Major kicked Saddam's ass out of Kuwait
You'll never even see us blink or get to bustin' a sweat
While Iraqis trample fedayeen just to rush off the set
just to get away from an army who moves so freely to
Ease over Saddam's traps and be so breezy
Gee, how can it be so easy?
And how can one Frenchman be so sleazy?
Fire up those Buffs, Saddam's Gs don't see me
Believe me, the BBC and ABC
are gonna grieve when we leave, Tone, fo' sheezy
Can't leave Iraq alone, the Gulf needs me
so SAS and SEALS grow beards, draw gear and disappear
into the mountains--blowin' stuff up round here
'Cause we--ain't foolin' around round here
Yo Dre (what up?) Can I get a (HELL YEAH!) down here? Now...

So there you have it folks, (Dubya!) has come to save the day
Back with his friend Tony, here to remind you that bulls*** does not pay
Because (Dubya!) and Tony are here to stay
and never go away, until Saddam's dying day
And 'til his kids pay (Dubya!)
So until next time friends, same Zulu time, same tac channel
Good night everyone, thank you for coming
Your host for the evening (Dubya!)
Oh! Heh...

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

b u m p

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[MeekOneGOP]

[weikel]

Y'all act like you never seen an Arab before
Jaws all on the floor like Michael Jackson started acting worse then before
with a new nose worse then before and dropping kids off Balconies
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Bin Laden said... nothing you idiots!
Bin Laden's dead, he's locked in my bunker! (Ha-ha!)

American women love Saddam {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Saddam Hussein, I'm sick of him
Look at him, funding terrorism buying WMDs
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so nuts though!"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get a nuke and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Kim Jong Il to threaten to attack with nukes

"The crusaders must die, the crusaders must die"
The West is nothing but evil and lies
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a suicide bombing is
Of course they gonna know what martyrdom is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Al Jaazera don't they?

"They ain't nothing but Infidels.." Well, some of us are camelf**ers
who cut women open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and camels
then there's no Koranic reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wear your burkha hoes, sing the chorus and it goes

Im Husseiny yes im the real Seiny
All you look alike Husseinys are just imitating
So won't the real Husseiny plz stand up
plz stand up

Cause Im Husseiny yes im the real Seiny
All you look alike Husseinys are just imitating
So won't the real Husseiny plz stand up
plz stand up

[NeoCaveman]

Ever notice how the Paleos and the Dem/Commies have the same talking points on the Iraq war

Now that you mention it...LOL.

[Xenalyte]

Dude, you are brilliant.

[Xenalyte]

Ping for the best parody I've seen in awhile!

[BnBlFlag]

We should pump tons of tear gas throughout his maze of tunnels and close any air vents we can find.

[weikel]

Dude, you are brilliant.

Well I didn't spend four years in evil Medical school for nothing really.

[finnman69]

[eddie willers]

I'll bet Saddam has shorn testicles.