Plenty of reasons to be a Democrat (BARF ALERT!)

Northern Virginia Journal ^ | 3/28/03 | Larry Baldwin

[chambley1]

Larry Baldwin
Fairfax County Democratic Party

info@fairfaxdemocrats.org

[scooter2]

Definately need to keep your hands out of this crock of sh*t.

[BSunday]

A CALL TO ARMS - Post your reasons (tongue in cheek of course) to be Democrat

[mhking]

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

I can think of a lot of reasons to kick the hell out of a democrat, but not a single reason to become one.

[I still care]

I'm on overload. I can't even begin to address all the falsehoods in this article.

[bmwcyle]

Bump and e-mailed the Useful Idiot

[AbsoluteJustice]

"Truman acknowledged that Democrats in the South, to their disgrace, had long supported segregation. Over a decade later, President John F. Kennedy and the Democratic Party acted to completely end it. "

Ohhhh one can lie and lie and still be a crook. Why then did it take almost 2 years into his presidency to address the issue? Want to know why? because he was drug to the podium to address it!!!! Such utter crap that he wanted to end segregation!!! Wasnt this the same dumbocratic party who fillibustered till weee hours of the morning making some of the most rascist comments on the floor of congress? This burns me up because there are some Americans who are ignorant enough to believe this tripe!!!

[wayoverontheright]

The real reason is obvious. As a child, he did not listen to his parents. Consequently, his judgments are wrong - and most of his ``histories" could only have been written by Republicans.

The Democratic Party is now composed of sixties radicals, whose most salient characteristic is that they eschewed every value their parents held.

Though strongly opposed by southern Democrats, civil rights legislation - enacted and enforced by a Democratic administration - produced integrated schools and started the process of equalizing opportunities for all races.

Affirmative action is not about equalizing opportunities, it is about making opportunities unequal, in the name of equalizing outcomes.

This whole thing is just lies, revisionist history. I tire.

[Toddsterpatriot]

But Carter continued negotiations with Iran, which resulted in the hostages' release on President Ronald Reagan's inauguration day.

Haha.

Carter deserves full credit for the hostages release. 8 years after he left office, Carter's foreign policy also led to the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Amazingly, 23 years after he left office, Carter still deserves credit for the sun rising every morning, also, puppies, bunnies and babies are cute and cuddly thanks to Jimmy Carter.

[Future Snake Eater]

...both his parents receive Social Security benefits because Democrats fought for - and established - the Social Security system.

Oh, gee, thanks RATS, I appreciate you developing the "entitlement" system that has served this country so well.

[BibChr]

Wow, could I do this? Let's see, what reasons could there be for being a Democrat? My best try:

1. There are 'WAY too many babies being born unpoisoned, unbutchered, undisembowelled
2. All that integrity in political leaders — it has to stop!
3. What's with people keeping 55% of their salary? It cannot stand!
4. Truth-telling is SO over-sold; someone has to show the masses!
5. Can't have all this national security, and all these foreigners fearing us more than they like us!
6. Military-schmilitary; everyone knows our interests are best protected by free speech and entitlement programs!
7. Reagan must be stopped!

That's my best off-the-top-of-my-brainium try.

Gotta rest, now!

Dan

[sweetliberty]

"I can think of a lot of reasons to kick the hell out of a democrat, but not a single reason to become one."

ROTFL!

democRAT -> <- FReeper

[Future Snake Eater]

LOL! Love the list!

[ZGuy]

An article justed posted here documents that the democrats have been the ones fighting against almost everything that has benefits blacks for the last 200 years.

[Dataman]

Not only have you hackneyed this picture to death, your continual disregard of FR's rules is amusing, I'm certain, only to yourself.

[punster]

Larry Baldwin probably has a gonococcal sore throat from all his lip service to Sick Willie, Hitlery, Chuckie Schumerde, Barbara Boxer Shorts, Charles 'The Pimp' Rangel, Diane Schweinstein, Tom Daschole, Teddy 'Booze' Kennedy, and all the rest of the Demwits.

[unixfox]