[BibChr]

Wow, could I do this? Let's see, what reasons could there be for being a Democrat? My best try:

1. There are 'WAY too many babies being born unpoisoned, unbutchered, undisembowelled
2. All that integrity in political leaders — it has to stop!
3. What's with people keeping 55% of their salary? It cannot stand!
4. Truth-telling is SO over-sold; someone has to show the masses!
5. Can't have all this national security, and all these foreigners fearing us more than they like us!
6. Military-schmilitary; everyone knows our interests are best protected by free speech and entitlement programs!
7. Reagan must be stopped!

That's my best off-the-top-of-my-brainium try.

Gotta rest, now!

Dan

[Future Snake Eater]

LOL! Love the list!

[Dataman]

Wow, could I do this? Let's see, what reasons could there be for being a Democrat?

There are only two reasons for being a dem:

1: Utter stupidity, and

2: Rebellion.

[Liz]

Brilliant, inspired list.

Are you rested yet? We want more.