Michael Moore Writes to the President (Turd in the Punchbowl Alert)

[Petronski]

Monday, March 17th, 2003

George W. Bush 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, DC

Dear Governor Bush:

So today is what you call "the moment of truth," the day that "France and the rest of world have to show their cards on the table." I'm glad to hear that this day has finally arrived. Because, I gotta tell ya, having survived 440 days of your lying and conniving, I wasn't sure if I could take much more. So I'm glad to hear that today is Truth Day, 'cause I got a few truths I would like to share with you:

1. There is virtually NO ONE in America (talk radio nutters and Fox News aside) who is gung-ho to go to war. Trust me on this one. Walk out of the White House and on to any street in America and try to find five people who are PASSIONATE about wanting to kill Iraqis. YOU WON'T FIND THEM! Why? 'Cause NO Iraqis have ever come here and killed any of us! No Iraqi has even threatened to do that. You see, this is how we average Americans think: If a certain so-and-so is not perceived as a threat to our lives, then, believe it or not, we don't want to kill him! Funny how that works!

2. The majority of Americans -- the ones who never elected you -- are not fooled by your weapons of mass distraction. We know what the real issues are that affect our daily lives -- and none of them begin with I or end in Q. Here's what threatens us: two and a half million jobs lost since you took office, the stock market having become a cruel joke, no one knowing if their retirement funds are going to be there, gas now costs two dollars a gallon -- the list goes on and on. Bombing Iraq will not make any of this go away. Only you need to go away for things to improve.

3. As Bill Maher said last week, how bad do you have to suck to lose a popularity contest with Saddam Hussein? The whole world is against you, Mr. Bush. Count your fellow Americans among them.

4. The Pope has said this war is wrong, that it is a SIN. The Pope! But even worse, the Dixie Chicks have now come out against you! How bad does it have to get before you realize that you are an army of one on this war? Of course, this is a war you personally won't have to fight. Just like when you went AWOL while the poor were shipped to Vietnam in your place.

5. Of the 535 members of Congress, only ONE (Sen. Johnson of South Dakota) has an enlisted son or daughter in the armed forces! If you really want to stand up for America, please send your twin daughters over to Kuwait right now and let them don their chemical warfare suits. And let's see every member of Congress with a child of military age also sacrifice their kids for this war effort. What's that you say? You don't THINK so? Well, hey, guess what -- we don't think so either!

6. Finally, we love France. Yes, they have pulled some royal screw-ups. Yes, some of them can be pretty damn annoying. But have you forgotten we wouldn't even have this country known as America if it weren't for the French? That it was their help in the Revolutionary War that won it for us? That it was France who gave us our Statue of Liberty, a Frenchman who built the Chevrolet, and a pair of French brothers who invented the movies? And now they are doing what only a good friend can do -- tell you the truth about yourself, straight, no b.s. Quit pissing on the French and thank them for getting it right for once. You know, you really should have traveled more (like once) before you took over. Your ignorance of the world has not only made you look stupid, it has painted you into a corner you can't get out of.

Well, cheer up -- there IS good news. If you do go through with this war, more than likely it will be over soon because I'm guessing there aren't a lot of Iraqis willing to lay down their lives to protect Saddam Hussein. After you "win" the war, you will enjoy a huge bump in the popularity polls as everyone loves a winner -- and who doesn't like to see a good ass-whoopin' every now and then (especially when it 's some third world ass!). And just like with Afghanistan, we'll forget about what happens to a country after we bomb it 'cause that is just too complex! So try your best to ride this victory all the way to next year's election. Of course, that's still a long ways away, so we'll all get to have a good hardy-har-har while we watch the economy sink even further down the toilet!

But, hey, who knows -- maybe you'll find Osama a few days before the election! See, start thinking like THAT! Keep hope alive! Kill Iraqis -- they got our oil!!

Yours,

Michael Moore www.michaelmoore.com

[wideawake]

Be my guest.

[babylonian]

Michael should get along very well with the French....they all stink.

[Porterville]

Poor obese glutton

[over3Owithabrain]

Michael More and More's real problem is he falsely projects his views on everyone else - "we" all love France, didn't elect Bush, etc. Then Fatty looks for the crowd behind him shouting AMEN, but all he sees is the beginning of his large ass.

[Petronski]

Poor fat looser.

I distinctly hope my friend is addressing his comment to Mr. Moore. ;)

[TheStickman]

I wrote the weasal AKA Micheal Moore after reading this letter. I'd rather have found him and exercised some old fashioned *southern justice* upon his person but the following email will have to do hehehehe

Mr Moore,

Why did you write Jeb Bush about Iraq? The governor of Florida doesn't make foreign policy decisions. The President of the USA does that. Next time have some of your facts handy and you won't make such a public error of fact. Thanks for proving useful idiots reside across the entire spectrum of society, especially amoung the rich liberal class.
Btw,71% of the American people support removing Saddam from power. Only leftwing losers such as yourself seem to be obsessed with killing Iraqis.
So you are concerned about the economy, Mr. Moore? Perhaps you will begin lobbying Congress to pass President Bush's tax cut so we consumers get to keep more of our own money and have a choice of spending it or investing it and creating new jobs as a result, or saving it. It is OUR $$$ after all.
I am puzzled on one thing. After the Iraqi people are free are you going to hold it against them if they enjoy the same freedoms you do? You know, some of them will get rich after they are free hehehe I bet that infuriates you and the rest of the anti-Bush, anti-American, pro-Saddam gang.

God Bless American and our President,

[Bulldogs22]

Moore is eating too much. He could feed 10 starving aids ridden Africians.


This is liberal logic. The liberal police should inforce this like smoking, SUV's, Oil. This fat ass should be arrested. I would like to send this to him. Anyone got a link?

[Dengar01]

I loved it when another FReeper refered to Moore as looking like "an obese lesbian".

[TC Rider]

Dear Ms. Moore,

While you think your letter may serve the anti-war movement, we think you could serve it best as a human shield in the Gaza Strip.

We've consulted with the Surgeon General and he informs us that you may have a much better chance of stopping a bulldozer.

The White House

[eyespysomething]

roflmao

[Plutarch]

Quit pissing on the French...

Geez, despite ample provocation, I don't think President Bush has said anything that the French could post on their locker room bulletin board. How is he "pissing" on them exactly? By not doing their bidding?

[Porterville]

That's a picture of Michael Moore isn't it or is it Hellen Thomas, oh, my scrap book of pyles of sh!t is so messy.

[eyespysomething]

I wonder how he feels about abortions. I've heard the Pope isn't too fond about those either.

[Dengar01]

5. Of the 535 members of Congress, only ONE (Sen. Johnson of South Dakota) has an enlisted son or daughter in the armed forces! If you really want to stand up for America, please send your twin daughters over to Kuwait right now and let them don their chemical warfare suits. And let's see every member of Congress with a child of military age also sacrifice their kids for this war effort. What's that you say? You don't THINK so? Well, hey, guess what -- we don't think so either!

Why doesn't the fat slob himself enlist... oh yeah he couldn't run five feet without falling on his fat ass.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Michael Moore Writes to the President (Turd in the Punchbowl Alert)

Must be a mighty big punchbowl.

[Porterville]

Thats piles.

[N. Theknow]

Must have been a BIG piece of paper to hold that much Crayola scribbling.

[Houmatt]

Just when the thought of this piece of crap picking up an Oscar for Bowling For Columbine (Isn't a documentary supposed to be true? If that is the case, surely this film did not qualify.) isn't enough, you post this junk.

I think we have had our fill of this traitorous bastrad.

So how about a moratorium on Mikey, to last until 2004, or he is hauled away by the feds in handcuffs, whichever comes first.

[f.Christian]

"Jimmy is advocating that America disarm. Apparently, he does not realize that the nation already had a program of disarmament. It was called The Clinton Administration. It is the measure of Carter’s gullibility that Satan means well. We can humor him about that. He also naively believes that things like treason and pregnancy are always unintentional. This was after innumerable state dinners at which he thought he heard Clinton raise his glass and offer the toast, ”Ladies and Gentlemen, here’s wishing ... aid and comfort (( link )) --- to the enemy.”