Former Clinton Crony Robert Reich poses nude for calendar

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/robertreich1.html ^

[rs79bm]

No intern, cigar, or pizza involved in Reichian frolic

Look, if you told us that a former Bill Clinton cabinet member was posing nude for a pin-up calendar, we'd be hard-pressed to pick which pol we'd most like to see in the buff. Reno? Albright? Shalala? Norton?

So imagine The Smoking Gun's disappointment when we learned that Robert Reich, who headed the Department of Labor, was the stripping Secretary. Reich, the 4' 10" Democratic dynamo who was routed in last year's Massachusetts gubernatorial primary, posed last week for a 2004 calendar that will raise funds for a Cambridge community television group (the organization will begin selling the $15 item this summer). But thanks to a carefully placed basket stuffed with lettuce and an erect baguette, the 57-year-old Reich, a Brandeis University professor, avoided, um, total disclosure.

We have to wonder what's next in the Clinton skin continuum. First, Al Gore slipped shirtless into that "Saturday Night Live" hot tub. Now Reich flashes some liberal beefcake. Can Hazel O'Leary's "Girls Gone Wild" appearance be far off?

[Consort]

Mister February (in a non-leap year)?

[Jemian]

But thanks to a carefully placed basket stuffed with lettuce and an erect baguette, the 57-year-old Reich, a Brandeis University professor, avoided, um, total disclosure.

Doesn't matter. I don't have an electron microscope.

[boris]

"Hung like a munchkin?"

Careful. You'll get a grievance filed by the Lollipop Guild.

"We represent the Lollipop Guild, The Lollipop Guild, The Lollipop Guild And in the name of the Lollypop Guild, We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland. We welcome you to Munchkinland!"

[habs4ever]

Reich is hairy little troll, isn't he? Sorta the midget version of Khalid Mohammed?

[Recovering_Democrat]

technically, he was in his undies. ugh.

[proudofthesouth]

He's ugly enough dressed. To see him like this makes me want to projectile vomit!

[FryingPan101]

#2 LOL I can't stand it!

[Think free or die]

Ick. Why on earth would anyone pay to see this?

[freekitty]

Poor taste.

[bethelgrad]

I know I've got little man's disease--I just pick fights. I'm not sure what you'd call this though.

[lawgirl]

Gross.

[Porath]

-Too bad he's got all that facial hair. Otherwise this picture might have earned him an invitation to spend the night in Michael Jackson's bed. -He's the spitting image of Bubbles The Chimp.

[dead]

He looks like Al Goldstein's "Mini Me."

[XEHRpa]

Reich: "See gals, size doesn't matter."

[Calpernia]

AHHHH! I'm blind!

[mcenedo]

But thanks to a carefully placed basket stuffed with lettuce and an erect baguette, the 57-year-old Reich, a Brandeis University professor, avoided, um, total disclosure.

Doesn't matter. I don't have an electron microscope.

22 posted on 03/10/2003 9:30 PM EST by Jemian (Ignorance is Blix)

Too funny

[Brett66]

Reich wishes. ROFL!

[Brett66]

[Charles Henrickson]

technically, he was in his undies. ugh.

So he was wearing his Underoos, huh?