New Name For Hillary-The Witch Of New York

self | March 9, 2003 | self

[cgbg]

I humbly propose a new name for Hillary Rodham Clinton. It is to be used on all occassions when she is discussed to demonstrate an understanding of her fundamental evil and the threat she poses for American and world civilization.

There was a movie years back called "Escape From New York" starring Kurt Russell. The concept of the movie was that in the next century (ours) New York City had become a federal prison and all who remained there were prisoners. New York City had turned into the kind of place Hillary would like to make our entire country. The ruler of the inside of this prison was called "The Duke of New York".

Since Hillary wants to be the ruler of a land where all our freedoms are destroyed she desires a similar role.

Why witch? Because she is a fundamentally evil person. One look from her eyes terrifies her fellow Senators. She is mean and vicious, a liar and backstabber, a megalomaniac--the perfect witch.

The raw ugliness of her face and her legs are the outer manifestation of a deep corruption of the soul. If Hillary had lived in the time of the Puritans is there any doubt she would have been burned as a witch?

So use this name, please. Use it with joy--the joy of speaking a truth that sheds a powerful spotlight on the Queen of Evil.

[cgbg]

Just do it!

[Caipirabob]

One Freeper had suggested the word "BWitch!"

[11B3]

I still prefer "The Ankle".

[smug]

don't you mean cankle

smug's dictionary: cankle, noun, wherein there is no distiction between anle and calf.

[11B3]

No - Ankle: A part of the female anatomy which lies about 3 feet lower than another feature that rhymes with "runt".

[Quix]

WITCH SHRILLARY

BWITCH SHRILLARY

VILE, BILE FLOODED, BWITCH SHRILLARY

HOMMICIDAL, VILE, BILE FLOODED, EVIL, BWITCH SHRILLARY

BONKERS, BILE-FULL, BURNED-UP, BAD, BUNGMOUTHED BWITCH SHRILLARY

BWITCH DOGFACE

BWITCH FARTMOUTH

BWITCH SNAKEFACE

BWITCH FROZEN FOSTER

DEVIL'S BWITCH SHRILLARY

RENO'S BWITCH

BWITCH BUTTFACE

BOTCHED BWITCH

BURDEROUS BWITCH

BWITCH BABBITT

BACCHULEAN BWITCH

BACKBITING BWITCH WITH THE POISONOUS BITE

BWITCH BACKLASH OF NINE TAILS

BACKHANDING BWITCH WITH SPIKED FINGERS

BACKWATER BWITCH

BACTERIAL BWITCH

BAFFLING BWITCH WITH HIDEOUS BAGGAGE

BWITCH WITH THE BAGPIPE WAIL AND MOAN

BALKING BILLIOUS BWITCH

BALLYHOOT THE BAMBOOZALING BWITCH

BANDIT BWITCH

BWITCH BINGLEDERRY

BWITCH BATTLESHIP BUTT

MENTALLY SPIRITUALLY BANKRUPT BWITCH

BAN THE BANSHEE BWITCH

PRAY FOR BWITCH ZOTS BY THE ANGELS OF HEAVEN

BAN THE BARBARIAN BWITCH

THE DEVIL GALLOPS THE BWITCH BAREBACK

BWITCH BARGE BUTT

BARNACLE NOSED BWITCH

BWITCH BARNYARD PERFUME

BARRAGE THE BWITCH WITH BARROOM REFUSE

BATTERING BWITCH

SHUT THE BAWDY BAWLING BWITCH UP--TIGHT!

BEACH THE BWITCH WHALE

SELL THE BIZARRE BWITCH AT THE SLAVE BAZAAR

WHO CAN BEAR THE BWITCHES BEADY LITTLE EYES?

WHAT A BEARISH BEASTLY LITTLE BWITCH

LET THE BWITCH BECOME BEDRIDDEN WITH A SERPENT INFESTED BEDPAN TO MATCH THE FORKED TONGUE ON THE OTHER END

MAYBE SHE WILL BWITCH FOSTER HERSELF

WHAT A BEFUDDLED, BEFOGGED, BEFOULED, BEGGARLY BWITCHED BRAIN!

BEGONE BWITCH!

WHAT A BELLIGERANT, BELLICOSE BWITCH!

MAY SHE BE-MIRED IN THE NEAREST CESSPOOL OF HER OWN BWITCHY CREATION.

WHAT A BESTIAL BETRAYING BWITCH!

WHAT A BEWILDERING BEWAILING BWITCH!

THE OLD BIDDY BWITCH BICKERING OVER BALDERDASH

FROM THE BWITCH BILGEWATER FLOWS

THE BLAMEFUL BWITCH BLADDERFACE

THE BLASTED BLEATING BWITCH FULL OF BLARNEY

THE BLATANTLY BLASPHEMOUS BWITCH

THE BLEARY BLINKIN BLOATED BWITCH

THE BLOCKHEADED BLOODLETTING BWITCH

THE BLOODY, BLOODTHIRSTY BLOWFLY BWITCH

THE BOA BWITCH

WHAT A BOORISH BWITCH!

BRAZENLY BOSSY BWITCH

BWITCH BOTULISM--ONE TASTE TERMINATES ALL TASTE & DESIRE

BRASSY, BRAINLESS, BRAZEN BWITCH

FREEZE THE BWITCHES STAINLESS STEEL BRAZIER

KEEP THE BWITCH OUT OF THE BREACH--SHE'LL JUST WIDEN IT.

THE BRUISING BROTHEL BWITCH

THE BRUTAL BUFFALO FACED BWITCH
(WITH APOLOGIES TO BUFFALO)

THE BULLHEADED BWITCH WITH A BULLWHIP TONGUE

THE BYZANTINE BUTCHERING BWITCH

enough!

[South Dakota]

I just call her, The Witch of the East ala The Wizard of OZ fame.

For me, she is in the east as I am in SO DAK

[TLBSHOW]

I always call her the witch well being from New York I know she is. Having freeped her oh and I have called her Richard Nixon too!

[gcruse]

Or the Wicked Witch of the North.

[The Wizard]

you mean she's the wicked witch of the east?

[Pagey]

I prefer to use Hillary Rotten in my conversations.The most recent new word in reference to her is "The Proselytizer"

[sweetliberty]

That's not new! At a Clinton FReep we did in Arkansas, parsy made a sign with this sentiment:

Roses are red; violets are blue.
Go back to New York and take the witch with you.

[Revolting cat!]

Actually, why revert to a fictional story when the reality is so much more interesting? Here's a post from yesterday:

"Here's the REST OF THE STORY:

A recently discovered little known fact may help to explain Hillary Clinton's aggressive and domineering personality: She is, in fact, Adolph Hitler's long lost daughter.

2 months before her suicide with Adolph in the infamous Berlin bunker, Eva Braun gave birth to little "Hildegard" Shickelgruber and arranged to have the baby smuggled across Allied lines to France.

In Marseilles, France, the child was delivered to a kind-hearted ship's captain. Upon landing in New Orleans, the captain personally carried the infant to the home of Eva's second cousin, Dorte Dittlemann, in – appropriately -- Stuttgart, Arkansas.

The rest, as they say, is history!

21 posted on 03/13/2003 6:35 AM PST by Dick Bachert"

Hitlery, Evita Rod-Ham will remain!

[ErnBatavia]

another feature that rhymes with "runt".

LOL! I'm thinking really hard here.....trying to find the line between "brilliance - banned".......this is gonna be a 'close shave'.

[Revolting cat!]

revert=resort, you dumb feline!

[ErnBatavia]

My ribs are cracking!

[amused]

Queen of the Evil Empire!

Though that may confuse the hell out of Yankee haters.

[aShepard]

As a youngster, little "Hildegard" Shickelgruber grew up with pets. She cut the ears off her bunnies, cut the tongue out of her puppy, while cousin Dorte taught her how to stare at people with her cold wicked eyes. She enjoyed playing with snakes and RATS, a perversion that she would carry into her adult years.

She would visit the Stuttgart library often and was fond of books written by Karl Marx, and enjoyed magazine articles about Stalin and Mao. Thus, at an early age she knew what her lifes' work was going to be.

[Revolting cat!]

One additional historical footnote to post # 13.

Reputable historians have for years argued in academic journals and at international conferences about the little Hildegard's actual last name and to this day have not been able to ascertain if it was Shickelgruber, as one school of academic thought maintains or, as the other insists, Fangestangeschinken (i.e. Rod-Ham.)