[vannrox]

I am going to have to move to Japan. Period.

[vannrox]

WaiWai stories are transcriptions of articles that originally appeared in Japanese language publications. The Mainichi Daily News cannot be held responsible for the contents of the original articles, nor does it guarantee their accuracy. Views expressed in the WaiWai column are not necessarily those held by the Mainichi Daily News or Mainichi Newspapers Co.

[Cicero]

It seems as if the Japanese do everything by extremes.

[anguish]

Hmmm... So McDonald's would be a great place to pick up girls?

[Constitution Day]

A tendency for getting their lips around a Whopper has turned Japanese schoolgirls into Nippon's naughtiest nymphomaniacs

Paging Scott Ritter!

[Clemenza]

Interesting. Remember that the rise of the sexual revolution in this country in the 1960s was concurrent with the rise of the Golden Arches.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Oh, to be a teenage boy with a hamburger in Japan..

But this line should scare th bejeebers out of you;

125 turned up to his clinic and 81.6 percent proved to be carrying some kind of venereal disease.

[A Vast RightWing Conspirator]

Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

I come home in the morning light,
My mother says "When you gonna live your life right?"
Oh,mother,dear,
We're not the fortunate ones,
And girls,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have fun.

The phone rings in the middle of the night,
My father yells "What you gonna do with your life?"
Oh,daddy,dear,
You know you're still number one,
But girls,
They wanna have fu-un,
Oh,girls,just wanna have
That's all they really want.....
Some fun....

When the working day is done,
Oh,girls,
They wanna have fu-un,
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have fun....

Girls,
They want,
Wanna have fun.
Girls,
Wanna have

Some boys take a beautiful girl,
And hide her away from the rest of the world.
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun.
Oh,girls,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have
That's all they really want.....
Some fun....

When the working day is done,
Oh,girls,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have fun...

Girls,
They want,
Wanna have fun.
Girls,
Wanna have.

They just wanna,
They just wanna.....
They just wanna,
(Oh....)
They just wanna.....
(Girls just wanna have fun...)
Oh...

Girls just wanna have fu-un...
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
(Oh...)
They just wanna...
(They just wanna have fun...)
Girls just wanna have fu-un...

When the workin',
When the working day is done.
Oh,when the working day is done,
Oh,girls...
Girls,
Just wanna have fu-un...

They just wanna,
They just wanna....
They just wanna,
They just wanna have fun...

Girls just wanna have fu-un..
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
(Have fun..)

They just wanna,
(Girls wanna have fun)
They just wanna....
Oh,girls...
(Wanna have fun....)
Girls just wanna have fu-un.

When the workin',
When the working day is done.
Oh,when the working day is done,
Oh,girls,
Girls just wanna have fu-un.

They just wanna,
They just wanna....
(Oh,girls...)
They just wanna,
(Have fun....)
Oh,girls..
Girls just wanna have fu-un

They just wanna,
They just wanna...
When the working day is done...
(fades)

[spodefly]

On one side (the more prurient side) is the thought that wild schoolgirls aching for sex is a fun thing for guys ... but one the other side (the rational side) is the knowledge that having sex in this day and age is like playing 'Russian Roulette' with 4 or 5 chambers loaded (81.6% with some form of VD!!)

No thanks. The fantasy never matches the reality, and no sex is work dying for (or even having to get penicillin for.)

Apparently the worlds moral compass is spinning wildly regardless of culture.

[First_Salute]

Viagra is a freezed-dried Whopper?

[Lee Heggy]

Yeah, I'll have fries with that.

[Conspiracy Guy]

American's get fat and sue fast food companys. Japanese get horny and get the clap. I'm going to stick to home cooking.

[struggle]

dude, don't think it's that easy. for one, I would like to say that it is not that bad. This has to do with the phenomenon of 'yogore girls,' the chicks who ditch school to go and hang out at Shibuya (in Tokyo) and sell their body for $500 a shot to pay for their habits of buying brand name fashion products and so on. plus the WaiWai column (and almost all Japanese opinion columns emphasize on the real freaks of society. Of the limited number of Japanese women I have met, none of them are like that, all of them have solid jobs and a strong sense of self-independence. They hate stupid guys and do not want to date them. Only the whores of society do, and for a price. This column is a joke and unless Osaka and Kyoto are totally different from Tokyo, I dont believe it. Plus, prostitution is legal here, so you can have fun w/o bothering the normal hardworking girls who are killed frequently by stalkers anyway. get a life.

[Junior]

I'm off to Japan, and I'm taking a couple of hundred Big Macs with me ...

[showme_the_Glory]

So, wouldn't that make Taco Bell like spanish fly?

[skeeter]

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

[Badray]

The new pickup line in Japan: Hey, baby. Do you want a cheeseburger?

[ricpic]

Bonzai babe bites burger......BOOM!!!

[ClearCase_guy]

"I've done it in a Shibuya nightclub toilet once before. It was because I was with this really nice guy. He picked me up when I went to the club with a friend," she says. "Once I got drunk, I couldn't hold back anymore, so just whipped down my pants and let him do it there."

Yeah, I'm blaming the cheeseburger here. Not the lack of moral fiber. Not the hormones. Not the alcohol. The cheeseburger

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

And gynecologist Tsuneo Akaeda, who runs a free sex consultation clinic for schoolgirls in Tokyo, warns that if her patients are anything to go by, the nation's schoolgirls are full-blown sex addicts.

And it couldn't possible have anything to do with the sick and disgusting sexual culture that the Japanese have cultivated over the years. Noooo. Far easier and PC to blame it on the West and their insidious Big Macs.

Gimme a break.

[djf]

Understandable that they're so hungry. We are talking about a land where "Supersize" means what, two or three fries, at most?