Caption this Chirac

http://rhein-zeitung.de/on/96/10/23/topnews/fr_israel.html ^ | 19 Feb 2003 | SirChas

[Mr. Mulliner]

"We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz"

[Founding Father]

Don't even need to see the picture--"France surrenders."

[MinuteGal]

And follow the YELLOW brick road, tra la!

Leni

[blaze]

Hello Saddam, it's time for me to give you, your one o'clock BOOT LICKING!!!

[Mr. Mulliner]

THAT'S the ticket. LOL! I can just hear those munchkin voices, too!

[ysoitanly]

Mon dieu!! Zey told me Metamucil was slow-acting!

[Rocky]

Larry, Moe, and Curly Jacques.

[tomahawk]

These are my allies, much better than the Poles, Czechs, Romanians and Bulgarians. By the way, can I sell you a nuclear reactor?

[Joe 6-pack]

Ze fat won on mah left will be my din-ah, and ze skinnee leetle one ohn mah raght will be my deeeezzzzert! how I luv zees etrangers and zeir cute chapeaus!!!

[tomahawk]

My name is Jacques Chirac. I am demonically possessed.

[Joe 6-pack]

French PM J. Chirac is escorted from the Cannes debut of, "Midnight Express." PM Chirac later commented, "The touching love scenes left my knees trembling and I was unable to leave the cinema without the help of my old Iraqi roommates."

[A_perfect_lady]

"We are the world....
We are the nazis
We are the ones who blame the Jews
for all
our social problems....."

[danmar]

...this guy is really loosing it! Look at him, as pathetic as it can be.; This guy HAD to run for re-election because the RICO charge against him.

And we suppose to take his stupid speeches for real, and serious ?! You ought to be kidding me!

[alphadog]

Am I wrong ?... but if the tall dufus grew a beard and put on a stupid hat he would look just like his mini-me