CAPTION FUN: The Axis of Weasels

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[McGruff]

Wed Jan 22,11:15 AM ET

French President Jacques Chirac (R) and German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder (L) gesture in unison during a joint press conference in Paris to mark the 40th anniversary of the Elysee Treaty of French and German friendship January 22, 2003. Members of the French and German government met earlier for a joint cabinet meeting at the Elysee Palace. REUTERS/Xavier Lhospice

[McGruff]

I surrender. No I insist I surrender!

[NEWwoman]

Peace in our time.

[Frank_Discussion]

(This is what it looks like to sh!t in one hand and wish in the other...)

[eyespysomething]

That's what popped into my head

[OrioleFan]

Latest Democrat 2004 VP hopefuls with "Gravitas".

[Egregious Philbin]

I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but I agree.

[UCFRoadWarrior]

"Gerhard...when this brouhaha is over....lets invite Saddam over and goose some dancers over at the Moulin Rouge. Saddam is a real trip after a few swigs of Jagermeister"

[eyespysomething]

Ok, let me get this straight. I start the obstruction in the UN and you start in NATO...

[Happygal]

Chirac: ''I inzizt. You be le first to make a complete twat of vous-self'.

Schroeder: ''Nein, after you'

[ChadGore]

"I surrender to you, No *I* surrender to you,
no I surrender to *you*! well *I* surrender to everybody!"

[CaptRon]

SCHROEDER: How long before we can have your country?

CHIRAC: We can have it for you in week. Give us a little time to clean.

[keithtoo]

"Ich Bin Ein Weasel-Boy"

"Oui, j'aussi" "Je trop AM un weasel-boy"

"blâme Amérique pour tout"

"ich bin ein Schwein"

" je suis également un porc"

[spald]

Churchill: "The Hun. Either at your feet or at your throat."

[CatoRenasci]

What do you mean you can't find the railroad car for us to surrender in? But, we thought you kept it in 1940!

[WorkingClassFilth]

Jacques: To kees the bottom of the conqeror with verve, zee best way is to leeft zee buttock to the leeps. In zis way, the bouquet rises like zee bubbles in zee glass.

Gerhard: Nein, shtupmonkey! Ein aggressive approach mit ze hant in ze vertical vil cleave the buttocks und allow a more deeper lip-lock mit higher efficiencies.

Jacques: Non! What do you know, you seely jack-booter of pig-farming nations.

Gerhard: Ach, vy vaste gut experience on creature that has never stood on hind legs?

[bmwcyle]

Piece of your slime.

[mewzilla]

WeaselDum and WeaselDee

[Palladin]

Reminds me of an old Bing Crosby number:

I SURRENDER, DEAR

We've played the game of 'stay away'
But it costs more than I can pay
Without you I can't make my way
I surrender, dear.

I may seem proud and I may act gay
That's just a pose, I'm not that way.
Cause deep down in my heart I say,
I surrender, dear.

Those little mean things we were doing
Must have been part of the game
Lending a spice to the wooing
Oh, but I don't care who's to blame

When stars appear and shadows fall
Then you'll hear my poor heart call
To you my love, my life, my all
I surrender, dear.

[MadIvan]

Chirac and Schroeder
Tweedledee and Tweedledum
About as effective

Regards, Ivan

[razbinn]

LOL