Bill Clinton - Our Greatest Con Artist

[Jack T]

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[jla]

...but regret he did not have a Democratic Congress to support the President's ideas for the last 6 years of his term.

Out of curiosity, what were these ideas exactly?

[Johnny Gage]

A ZOT on you.. and a ZOT on the DIRT X-POTUS

[Iowa Granny]

Don't frett though, I hear he was leavin right after dinner...

Well, that's a relief to know. I'll be watching for him,,,

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kool-Aid Man" equals MurryMom's Hubby?! Hmmmmmmm...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"get into this bondage stuff."

No thank you, ma'am, that ain't my style...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Giddyup...we're off fer the Cumberland Gap...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"That's kinda like shouting from the rooftop, "I'm a friggin' idiot!" Twice."

BWAHAHAHAHA...EXACTLY!! She's PROUD...MUD

BTW...buttercup, like I said before, yer lucky I don't luv ya fer yer mind.

[saminfl]

You tell your DU pals that when Clinton dies they better hide the body because I'm going to drink a case and pi$$ all over his grave.

There's going to be an extremely large crowd doing the same thing.

[Revolting cat!]

I'm proud to say I voted for President Clinton twice

That's kinda like shouting from the rooftop, "I'm a friggin' idiot!"

Twice

And if you can do both, you'll be rewarded with a lifetime appointment as a television network news anchor.

(...like Dan Rather)

[Mudboy Slim]

"...what were these ideas exactly?"

Excellent question, pod'nah...MUD

[Henchster]

"..lowest unemployment rate in modern times..."

I always love that one. Here's a clip about how they lied about it from a HenchPAC article HERE about how they also screwed up the economy, all while making themselves look good, and laying land mines for the next administration:

"..."Cooked books?" They hadn't even defrosted them yet. Under Reagan and Bush, unemployment was measured by sending out about 60,000 household surveys asking about employment. The "Chronically unemployed" were dropped from counting, defined THEN as three or four years of being out of a job. The Clinton regime dropped 9,000 surveys, mostly from inner cities where unemployment is much higher, then later trimmed the overall number to 50,000 - again avoiding inner cities. They then redefined the "Chronically unemployed" horizon down to ONE YEAR. BINGO! Instant record breaking unemployment and the lowest recorded unemployment for African-Americans in history. (Pander statistic to get out the vote.) Wow, are we doing well or what!?...."

[Bars4Bill]

Actually, MurryMom should be ashamed of voting for Clowntoon only twice. Many 'Rats voted for him eight or twelve times.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Gotta message for ya...MurryMom and JackT... OK, WHO WANTS TO THROW THE FIRST TOMATO?

Those are fine tomatoes, here… try some of these…

[KLT]

Well, that's a relief to know. I'll be watching for him,,,

Well, I hear MUD has the only environmentally safe horse in the country......no flatulence, no leaving waste...it's the perfect earth friendly travel....

Only thing, this particular horse is kind of like the movie....."Weekend At Bernies"....it ceases to exist, pushing up daisies, it's kicked the bucket...Kind of like this:

[Mudboy Slim]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA...that's a great one, registered...thanks fer sharing, KLT...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"MurryMom should be ashamed of voting for Clowntoon only twice. Many 'Rats voted for him eight or twelve times."

BWAHAHAHA!! See, my little sex kitten, yer lettin' yer side down by not carryin' yer share of the load...MUD

[Iowa Granny]

You guys are WAY TOO MUCH. Such fun reading your stuff!

[nicmarlo]

meekie, see post #134 : )

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank you, my FRiend...now what's it gonna take for you to let me help y'all with yer little Harkin problem. Harkin is the antithesis of everything this Kansan has come to respect about Iowans...when is he up fer reeelction again?! I want Harkin...GONE!!!

Quite Sincerely, the budding unpaid-professional political-career-assassin...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"when is he up fer reelection?!"

DOHHH!!!