Infuriating bumper sticker

January 28, 2003 | Paul Atreides

[Paul Atreides]

While at college today, I happened to see a bumper sticker on a faculty member's car. It read "THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH REPUBLICANS!".

I was really mad when I read that bumper sticker. I thought, isn't this typical of liberals! If a conservative says anything like that, we are labeled haters, bigots, Jesus-freaks, self-righteous, etc.

[aruanan]

"THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH REPUBLICANS!".

Over which the Democrats drive to get there.

[antaresequity]

Bill is right babe...

Marin County Leftist Gets An Earfull: Caught Twice Removing My Conservative Sticker [Vanity]

[aruanan]

My bumper sticker:

My Fetus Was Chosen Unviable Tissue Mass of the Month
at the Me-First Womyn's Health Center

[anymouse]

You could make up a response bumpersticker that reads:

"The Road to a Republic is Hell - for Democrats.
The rest of us consider it closer to the other place. :)"

[My2Cents]

Those cars are usually Volvos. I used to live in Davis, CA, and am now in a community of Davis exiles living in Free Dixon, but I venture behind enemy lines when we want London Fish and Chips, or to go to a movie. I saw a Volvo in Davis the other day that had a SIGN on the back window that said, "Regime Change Begins At Home." Har-har-har... I flipped the guy off, but then thought perhaps he's thinking "Gray Davis..."

Anyway, it's because of these nimrods that I bought a sticker from 1984 that says, "President Reagan: Bringing America Back", slapped it on my 1991 pickup truck, and drive through Davis with much joy and glee. Honk and wave if you see me on the streets.

[My2Cents]

I thought leftists didn't believe in hell...

[Mark]

Those mean stickers might get the attention of cops. Sounds like an educator might have a driving record of a 16 yr old speed deamon.

[Alouette]

THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH REPUBLICANS

That's only because liberals get damned to hell when they get to positions of power by trampling over the dead bodies of Republicans who stand in their way.

[JebBush2008]

I know a few cops that are liberal Democrats and if they were to follow your idea they would be handing out plently of tickets to Conservatives.

[Jay D. Dyson]

No worries, mate. Here's something that you help you feel a bit better.

Just click on the image to download your own bumpter sticker suitable for printing and pasting where-ever you like. Cheers!

-Jay

[unspun]

Did you see the car parked in a Burger King with a man in the drivers seat with one hand on the wheel?

That's a curious question. Is that a popular drive-in for Satan?

[r9etb]

Don't sweat it. Remember: the only impression people have of the driver of that car is this stupid bumpersticker.

[Jay D. Dyson]

Here's something that you help you feel a bit better.

Translation: Here's something that may help you feel a bit better.

(My train of thought got derailed. News at 11.)

-Jay

[My2Cents]

Some alternative bumperstickers:

[Commander8]

Now what would tick me off worse than that are some "Condit Country"(I live in Modesto, CA) bumper stickers that are still on people's cars after all that happened. Other bumper stickers that get on my nerves are:
Meat is Murder, Dairy is Rape.
America Works Best When We All Vote Union Yes
The Moral Majority is Neither
I Believe Anita
Dope Hemp(Dole Kemp mock-up from '96)
Hooked on Phonics Ph**ked Me Up
Born Again Pagan
And many, many more......

[Phantom Lord]

My favorite bumper sticker ever....

It was given out by NC Rep. Hugh Webster (R-Caswell County).

My 2nd favorite has to be...

Work Hard... Millions on welfare are depending on you

I have a disc at home that I saved images of really good bumper stickers on. I will have to try and post some of those here.

[GunsareOK]

I print out articles like this http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/696400/posts and place them on cars with liberal bumper stickers. One had open windows along with various property (gym bag as I recall) on the seat so I threw the piece of paper into the car through the open window.

I hope the liberal dufus realizes that I could have swiped his stuff while I was at it.

[Billthedrill]

Naw, the one that sent my blood pressure into four digits was "Thank Me. I Voted For Clinton." Usually on the back of a Volvo with a Greenpeace bumper sticker on the other side and belching diesel smoke.

[Eric Cartman voice] "Democrats p!ss me off!"

[Uncle Miltie]

The road to Hell is paved with Republicans because you must roll over us before you can get to Hell. Complimentarily speaking, we are literally what stands between the country an hell.

[Mark]

FEW is the key word. Most are VRWC members.