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Man descended from early aardvark
UK Times online ^
| January 21, 2003
| Mark Henderson, Science Correspondent
Posted on 01/21/2003 12:23:43 PM PST by CobaltBlue
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To: CobaltBlue
Of course. That's why he's the first entry in the dictionary!
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posted on
01/21/2003 12:46:11 PM PST
by
CaptRon
To: CobaltBlue
The scientists said that the common ancestor probably belonged to a mammalian “super order” known as Afrotheria, which includes the aardvark and both species of elephant. 
To: CobaltBlue
Who wudda thunk it?
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posted on
01/21/2003 12:52:51 PM PST
by
StriperSniper
(Start heating the TAR, I'll go get the FEATHERS.)
To: All
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posted on
01/21/2003 12:57:21 PM PST
by
PatrickHenry
(Purity of essence!)
To: PatrickHenry
"Sesame Street" was right all along. Go figure...
I'm an aardvark, and I'm proud!
I'm an aardvark, and I'm happy!
I'm an aardvark,
If I try to be specific
And a little scientific,
I am feeling quite terrific!
I'm an aardvark, fierce and free!
I'm an aardvark, standing bravely!
I'm an aardvark,
And I'm tough and smart and strong
And always right,
And that's the way I'll always be ...
Until I meet another aardvark
Who's bigger than me!
To: CobaltBlue
Well, that explains a lot ...
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posted on
01/21/2003 1:00:45 PM PST
by
Junior
(Feeling buggy)
To: CobaltBlue
What a steaming heap of Fengtang Yang.
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posted on
01/21/2003 1:02:59 PM PST
by
Gargantua
(Jesus died for us, even when we were sinners.)
To: banjo joe
One guess is as good as another, I guess. It's not a guess. Read the article.
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posted on
01/21/2003 1:03:30 PM PST
by
Junior
(Feeling buggy)
To: dirtboy
It's possible, some humans occasionally display aardvark-like features:
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Oh, I don't know -- maybe it's the other way around, and the aardvark descended from humans....
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posted on
01/21/2003 1:06:15 PM PST
by
r9etb
To: Junior
I've always suspected that there's a bit of the ol' aardvark in you.
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posted on
01/21/2003 1:06:21 PM PST
by
PatrickHenry
(Bring back the Articles of Confederation!)
To: CobaltBlue
Right.....
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posted on
01/21/2003 1:06:37 PM PST
by
SeeRushToldU_So
( Something witty, etc, etc....)
To: blam
Did you know that royal termites taste like peanutbutter and bacon sandwiches?
To: r9etb
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
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posted on
01/21/2003 1:28:50 PM PST
by
dirtboy
To: CobaltBlue
But of course we start with Aardvarks! Check your dictionary.
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posted on
01/21/2003 1:44:38 PM PST
by
Grut
To: CobaltBlue
These guys are hilarious. My pet lizard says he's a dinosaur on his mother's side.
To: hsmomx3
Some individuals may be descended from the aardvark. Ever wonder why Gore seldom was photographed in profile? Ant colonies scattered in fear any time he loped into view. He may be Mr. Ecology, but to ants, he's Adolf Eichmann.
To: metacognative
Lieberman sounds like Alf who looks like an ardvark which is a dirt rat. Hey, its almost come full circle! D-RATS, unfortunatly, stopped devoloping mentally in the stoned age.
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posted on
01/21/2003 2:09:55 PM PST
by
zygoat
To: CobaltBlue
That explains some of the blind dates I've been on...
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posted on
01/21/2003 2:13:02 PM PST
by
null and void
(Will Micromachine for food...)
To: PatrickHenry
PH, Didn't you know that DNA evidence DISPROVES evolution?
The blueman says that ALL the time.
It couldn't be that geneticists actually believe in evolution and use it in their work everyday, can it?
Nah, the blueman says it's not true, and you know how credible he is!!
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posted on
01/21/2003 2:36:52 PM PST
by
Aric2000
(Evolution is Science, ID and Creationism are religion, Any questions?)
To: PatrickHenry
It's OK with me. A little aardvark never hurt anybody.
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posted on
01/21/2003 2:40:17 PM PST
by
VadeRetro
(I think I'm the first on the thread to get that one in.)
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