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Man descended from early aardvark
UK Times online ^
| January 21, 2003
| Mark Henderson, Science Correspondent
Posted on 01/21/2003 12:23:43 PM PST by CobaltBlue
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To: Aric2000
An aardvark? It's getting easier to believe in creation all the time. They had a few of us with the monkey business, but this takes the cake.
To: CobaltBlue
The way I'm moving these days, I'm sure I'm a descendent of the sloth.
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posted on
01/21/2003 4:05:10 PM PST
by
3catsanadog
(52 years old and every damn bone in my body hurts.)
To: VadeRetro
A little aardvark never hurt anybody. A few aardvark one-liners:
Once you go aardvark, you never go back.
Tastes like chicken.
[Q] How's your aardvark? [A] Compared to what?
Is that an aardvark in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?
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posted on
01/21/2003 4:32:21 PM PST
by
PatrickHenry
(Bring back the Articles of Confederation!)
To: VadeRetro
In honor of our long-ago ancestors, I've been searching for
aardvark recipes, but the web is quite deficient. However, I see no reason why we can't substitute an aardvark for the main ingredient in these:
The Possum Cookbook.
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posted on
01/21/2003 4:39:25 PM PST
by
PatrickHenry
(Bring back the Articles of Confederation!)
To: PatrickHenry
Hey, that looks like Phaedrus the Aardvark!
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posted on
01/21/2003 5:04:32 PM PST
by
balrog666
(If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything - Mark Twain)
To: PatrickHenry
Fat: If you eat this kind of crap, fat probably isn't your biggest concern. Interesting. I have a handier source of woodchucks than I do of possums. Woodchucks, in fact, are spontaneously generating under my shed in defiance of Pasteur and various creationist posts.
To: CobaltBlue
"Man descended from early aardvark"
As good a guess as any. The way mot people drive stupid these days let's not insult the aardvarks.
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posted on
01/21/2003 5:34:52 PM PST
by
PatrioticAmerican
(Let's all pay our fair share...make the poor pay taxes! They pay nothing!)
To: Brian Mosely
Cerberus BUMP
To: VadeRetro
Your progeny have mutated far from the mark,
O wondrous and honored ancestral aardvark.
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posted on
01/21/2003 6:04:36 PM PST
by
PatrickHenry
(Bring back the Articles of Confederation!)
To: PatrickHenry
You realize of course this means we are all related to the Blue Boy in some fashion...
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posted on
01/22/2003 12:59:37 AM PST
by
Aracelis
(Aardvark: It's not just for breakfast anymore...)
To: Senator Pardek
Sounds like the companion animal you've been looking for. And the name is easily misspelled, too!
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posted on
01/22/2003 1:05:12 AM PST
by
LurkerNoMore!
(I luv tacit mammals)
To: TankerKC
F-111?
They took out Khadaffi's house in Libya in the '80's. Flying all the way from England.
To: CobaltBlue
Geesh, at one time evolutionist thought humans decended from apes. Now it turns out their wrong again. It must be from something like an ardvark. Who would have guessed that? Well don't fret if you don't like that. Maybe next year we will have evolved from a turtle or a cute bunny rabbit.
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posted on
01/25/2003 6:11:57 PM PST
by
nmh
To: CobaltBlue
Just for laughs ... did they find the "transitional" animal yet which turned the aardvark into an ape and then into a human being. Or is it now from an aardvark into a human being? Whichever, it has me howling in laughter. Thanks for the humor.
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posted on
01/25/2003 6:14:02 PM PST
by
nmh
To: CobaltBlue
a mammalian super order
Aardvarks Rule!
Untervarks drool!
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posted on
01/25/2003 6:14:33 PM PST
by
tet68
To: edwin hubble
They (F-111E) were the first wave of aircraft into Iraq in '91.
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posted on
01/25/2003 6:49:20 PM PST
by
Nebullis
To: LurkerNoMore!
That's "misspelt".
To: Senator Pardek
Miss Pelt to you, buster.
To: LurkerNoMore!
"Miss Pelt"
She's built for speed...
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posted on
04/20/2004 9:45:20 PM PDT
by
Stultis
To: LurkerNoMore!
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