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Armed Bank Robbery Goes Awry
Richmond (VA) Times-Dispatch ^
| 1-16-03
Posted on 01/18/2003 7:32:14 PM PST by petuniasevan
Edited on 07/20/2004 11:48:14 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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PORT ROYAL, Va. (AP) _ He left $100 bills in his wake and, when this bank robber reached his getaway car, he found the keys had been locked inside.
It didn't get any better Wednesday for the masked man who entered the Union Bank & Trust in Caroline County. After he fled his locked car on foot, the frustrated suspect was run down by two civilians and inadvertently shot himself in the leg.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: bank; criminal; crook; darwin; duh; dumb; hardluck; hmb; holdmuhbeer; holdmuhcarkeys; oops; robber; stupid
I found this in my local paper today and looked it up online. I didn't see it posted here yet.
Like they say: No fool like an old fool!
Guess it just WASN'T his day.
To: mhking
HMB stupid crook PING!
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01/18/2003 7:32:56 PM PST
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petuniasevan
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01/18/2003 7:34:18 PM PST
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To: petuniasevan
61 is too old to try a new occupation.
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01/18/2003 7:45:01 PM PST
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Blood of Tyrants
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To: Blood of Tyrants
True. Looks like his "new" occupation will be occupying a prison cell yet again. One-way trip this time, I'll bet.
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01/18/2003 7:50:09 PM PST
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petuniasevan
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To: petuniasevan
Awwww he was homesick for cell block "B"......how cute :o)
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01/18/2003 7:55:38 PM PST
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Squantos
(Stay Safe Ya'll !)
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01/18/2003 10:26:28 PM PST
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stlrocket
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