Clinton Getting What He Deserves / CAPTION THIS!

various newspapers, but none in any online versions.... | 11.29.2002

[mr.pink]

LOL...the sweatsuit is priceless. Only a firstclass dork would dare to walk onto a football field wearing that. It simultaneously screams "mommy dressed me" and "beat the s#!t outta' me" ....glad the tackler knew what to do.

My 5 year old nephew joined in our annual family T-day football classic for the first time, and showed alot more toughness than Bubba-Elvis-Nancy did. He took his inaugural beating like a man. ;o)

[CounterCounterCulture]

Clinton Getting What He Deserves

I don't see the picture of him getting kicked in the nuts. Repeatedly. With malice.

[Mo1]

OMG .. thank you for this thread .. fofl

EAT DIRT CLINTON!!!

[dreamusic]

"Ooh! Move your arm a little lower. Like this."

What a dork.

[CougarGA7]

ROFLMAO! I've created a monster.

[Paul Atreides]

Bubba: "You listen to Rush Limbaugh, don't you?"

[Senator Goldwater]

"Distinguish this characteristic!"

[Mo1]

I don't see the picture of him getting kicked in the nuts. Repeatedly. With malice.

Hmmmm .. This picture looks like that could have happened .. LOL

[DJtex]

Has anyone ever gotten the definitive story about why Clinton did not use his Rhodes scholarship to get a degree from Oxford? I know that he spent a lot of time "not inhaling" and protesting the Vietnam War with his Brit buddies, and also I've heard about a trip he took to Russia while he was a student in England.

The darker rumors are that he was asked to leave after a rape accusation against him from a female student there.

[mountaineer]

You can find all these pix of Mr. Pigskin in color here. BTW, it seems the Toon's warmup suit said "commander in chief" on the back. He wishes.

[MetalHeadConservative35]

now get clinton on the ice and let me have him!!! ::evil grin:: ill give him a whole new meaning to "intent to injure"

[shiva]

Hahahahaha, I love this. Looks like he wanted to bring him down big time. He got him good! LOL!

[Slyfox]

I heard that the British authorities got him to leave England after several complaints had been lodged about his sexual assaulting nature, so he never finished his Rhodes thingy. Seems as though the Rhodies didn't want their good name soiled.

[Mo1]

I heard that he was asked to leave .. but I don't recall any reporters really looking into why he never recieved a degree from there

[mountaineer]

The Glasgow Daily Record reports:

Nov 29 2002

IT LOOKS as though the Most Powerful Man in the World (retired) couldn't catch a cold.

Former US President Bill Clinton led a team of students in a game of American football at Oxford University yesterday. But he fumbled the ball in dramatic style during the Thanksgiving Day match.

Clinton, who studied at Oxford in the 60s, wore a navy tracksuit top with the words Commander- In-Chief emblazoned on the back. Despite his cock-up[LOL], Clinton, 56, seemed to relish directing play from the quarterback position.

But he eventually conceded defeat, telling the students: "I can't keep up with you guys. I'm getting slow in my old age."

Daughter Chelsea was spared her father's embarrassment. The Oxford student was attending a lecture at the time. But her boyfriend Ian Klause was there to cheer on Bill. Insiders claim Ian and Chelsea will soon announce their engagement.

In the middle of all the action, Clinton still managed to find time to help one injured player, Claudia Veritas, receive hospital treatment for an eye injury. He got his security guards to call his personal surgeon and tell him to be on standby at nearby John Radcliffe hospital. link

[Slyfox]

Got himself a trophy, eh?

[mountaineer]

Official complaints of sexual assault by Clinton go back to 1969 when he was a student in Oxford where he was charged with raping 19-year-old Eileen Wellstone, an English student. Police were called but the family decided, unfortunately, not to press charges. Clinton was virtually told by Oxford University to get out. Miss Wellstone, now married, still states that Clinton raped her. This, as Broaddrick has clearly demonstrated, was not an isolated case. A significant number of complaints have been lodged against Clinton for sexual misbehaviour, including assault. The New Australian

[MarkT]

Well, they could have been annoyed that the block was not harder, materially harder and then they could have moved on to more important assignments after a decent period of mourning.

[mountaineer]

I speculate that Clinton's advance people set up this "impromptu" football game, and were able to get these American kids to participate only after promising several post-game rounds at the local pub.

[shadeaud]

If you look at the first photo where the gal is up close and personal with der slickmiester, she looks like Hillary without the piano legs.