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ATTN: VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY MEMBERS
November 29, 2002
| stopthepress
Posted on 11/29/2002 4:42:51 PM PST by StopThePress
November 29, 2002
Dear Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Members (VRWC):
The purpose of this memo is to inform card-carrying members of changes in your group membership at the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.
Recent media developments have caused confusion related to the VRWC and the terminology associated with our group efforts.
In lieu of this, we are merging members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy with our new group called the Right Wing Zeitgeist Surge (RWZS).
You may have recently received your new VRWC membership cards. Unfortunately, we were unable to stop the presses before these recent developments occurred. Please destroy your fiscal year 2003 VRWC membership cards upon receipt. We will begin diverting funds from the DNC campaign finance general account to pay for our new membership cards and they will be mailed to you before January 1, 2003.
In addition, please contact your local chapter of the Right Wing Zeitgeist Surge to receive new orders. You can use the same phone number you were assigned. Your access codes will be the same, however, the new log-in ID# is: RWZS001342.
Thank you for cooperation, deceit and allegiance.
Warm Regards,
The Right Wing Zeitgeist Surge Board of Directors (formerly VRWC Board of Directors)
CC: Rush Limbaugh Sean Hannity Rupert Murdoch FOX News Editors Washington Times Chief Publisher
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: changestovrwc
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To: uglybiker
The brown fat sqirrel will sneak down the tree when the first snow flake hits go North then at the fresh turd pile in the deep woods head West. Stay course. You will see a vast right winged hawk at the hill peak then take a leak and head for the peak and squat and smoke don't toke.
To: VRW Conspirator
A MESSAGE TO THE DNC:GET OVER IT ALREADY!
Bottom line....Gore can fly from DC to LA and NOT fly over a part of the country that voted for him!
To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
Ooh! Gonna have to miss that one. I'm in charge of bringing J. Edgar Hoover out of stasis in time for the Christmas Party.
And you know how cranky he is when he first wakes up!
To: uglybiker
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To: Pegita
We have had the keys all along, don't tell Gore, he will blame Rush and FOX NEWS.
To: Chad Fairbanks
but I do believe we still need people to man the "club the baby seal" booth, Oh, what a cutsey-wutsey wittle baby harp seal... would you just look at those big sad eyes? BAM!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Bam sounds way too much like a gun. To inflict pain, you must REPEATEDLY WHACK the baby harp seal with a baseball bat...
Baseball bats do NOT go bam. They go Whack Whack Whack..
Pookie & ME
To: StopThePress
Don't forget, The Committee to Promote Handgun Violence is still taking nominations. We still need two full-time members and one alternate.
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posted on
11/30/2002 8:32:20 PM PST
by
FourPeas
To: Pookie Me
Bam sounds way too much like a gun. To inflict pain, you must REPEATEDLY WHACK the baby harp seal with a baseball bat...Actually, the proper sound is Phwap! This was clearly stated by the late Frank Zappa in "Don't eat yellow snow" when he mentioned hitting his favOrite baby seal with a lead-filled snow shoe. btw: The lead-filled snow shoe is preferable to the baseball bat... better precision and a larger "sweet spot."
To: anniegetyourgun
The turtles are sitting on the fenceposts.
To: StopThePress
Count me in.
To: Pookie Me
Actually, BAM is the sound made when a harp seal skull is caught between a club and the ice... ;0)
To: FourPeas
I volunteer two days a week at Uzi's for Tots...we're always needing fresh bodies...
To: freedumb2003
Actually, the proper sound is Phwap! This was clearly stated by the late Frank Zappa in "Don't eat yellow snow" when he mentioned hitting his favOrite baby seal with a lead-filled snow shoe. btw: The lead-filled snow shoe is preferable to the baseball bat... better precision and a larger "sweet spot."That's what I love about this forum. It's an absolute fount of practical, everyday advice!
To: mhking
Hold muh Zeitgeist!!
To: Cultural Jihad
And that's a good place for them....
To: Cultural Jihad
NE 2.9 Due West 5.4 EAST,WEST, Then due South when the moon says ZERO DARK THIRTY.
To: Cultural Jihad
"The Turtle has landed. I repeat, the Turtle has landed. Stand by for radio check."
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posted on
12/01/2002 6:41:53 AM PST
by
Pablo64
To: Cultural Jihad
The turtles are sitting on the fenceposts.
We can't be too careful!
Loose lips sink ships.
To: Tooters; Pablo64; TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!; anniegetyourgun
Bonus question: Which politician used that term in 1998 in reference to the so-called VRWC?
To: Cultural Jihad
"For anybody willing to find it, and write about it, and explain it, is this vast right-wing conspiracy that has been conspiring against my husband since the day he announced for President. A few journalists have kind of caught on to it and explained it, but it has not yet been fully revealed to the American public." HRC; Jan 27, 1998 Today Show (NBC)
What do I win?!!!
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