Oh, what a cutsey-wutsey wittle baby harp seal... would you just look at those big sad eyes? BAM!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Bam sounds way too much like a gun. To inflict pain, you must REPEATEDLY WHACK the baby harp seal with a baseball bat...
Baseball bats do NOT go bam. They go Whack Whack Whack..
Pookie & ME
Actually, the proper sound is Phwap! This was clearly stated by the late Frank Zappa in "Don't eat yellow snow" when he mentioned hitting his favOrite baby seal with a lead-filled snow shoe. btw: The lead-filled snow shoe is preferable to the baseball bat... better precision and a larger "sweet spot."