ATTN: VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY MEMBERS

November 29, 2002 | stopthepress

[StopThePress]

November 29, 2002

Dear Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Members (VRWC):

The purpose of this memo is to inform card-carrying members of changes in your group membership at the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

Recent media developments have caused confusion related to the VRWC and the terminology associated with our group efforts.

In lieu of this, we are merging members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy with our new group called the Right Wing Zeitgeist Surge (RWZS).

You may have recently received your new VRWC membership cards. Unfortunately, we were unable to stop the presses before these recent developments occurred. Please destroy your fiscal year 2003 VRWC membership cards upon receipt. We will begin diverting funds from the DNC campaign finance general account to pay for our new membership cards and they will be mailed to you before January 1, 2003.

In addition, please contact your local chapter of the Right Wing Zeitgeist Surge to receive new orders. You can use the same phone number you were assigned. Your access codes will be the same, however, the new log-in ID# is: RWZS001342.

Thank you for cooperation, deceit and allegiance.

Warm Regards,

The Right Wing Zeitgeist Surge Board of Directors (formerly VRWC Board of Directors)

CC: Rush Limbaugh Sean Hannity Rupert Murdoch FOX News Editors Washington Times Chief Publisher

[eddie willers]

Do I have to return the decoder ring?

[anniegetyourgun]

Do I cut the old card in half and send it back or just toss it? Will my annual dues be charged to my American Express card? If I don't like my picture on the newly issued card, are there re-takes? What's the address of my current chapter, and why am I not receiving the newsletter anymore?

Gad, the red tape these days....

[nicmarlo]

we are merging members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy with our new group called the Right Wing Zeitgeist Surge (RWZS).

Did you get your new card, meekie? Looks like you're gonna have to change your little emblem from VRWC to RWZS, lol.

[FourtySeven]

Duly noted, thank you for this. I was starting to wonder when I recieved duplicate newsletters from the formerly separate groups.

[Mr. Mulliner]

This is great news! I will save money on membership dues! Woohoo!

[IronJack]

Do we members of the Mean-Spirited Republicans fall under this same bulletin? How about the Simon Lagree Fan Club? Ebeneezer Scrooge Support Group? Fat Cat Iron Boot-Heel Oppressors?

I've got to winnow out some of my right-wing associations. I'm overextended. Just this week alone I had two rallies where we pushed grannies down stairs, another where we stole the crutches from a blind leper, and a potluck where we sold single mothers into slavery. Next week I have to rape the environment, oppress a third world nation, and force my views down someone's throat. Otherwise Scoutmaster Gingrich won't give me my merit badge.

[Nick Danger]

I thought I joined the Schadenfreude, and now I get this Zeitgeist stuff in my inbox. I can't tell the Sturm from the Drang anymore.

[BullDog108]

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[Chad Fairbanks]

Damn... and I just got new business cards and stationary made up, too... oh well, I can always divert local NEA dues to pay for new ones...

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[NorCoGOP]

We will begin diverting funds from the DNC campaign finance general account to pay for our new membership cards

Last I checked...the balance in their accounts was $0.01...will that cover the expenses?

Is the handshake and password changing as well?

[Chad Fairbanks]

I hope they hurry with the new cards... I have a waiting list of elderly people I need to throw out into the streets this month, and I don't want to get backlogged during my busy season...

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[SamAdams76]

This is good news. I never liked the picture on my old VRWC card anyhow. Not only was it a bad hair day but that was also the morning I had a fender-bender with my SUV (the Volkswagon I hit was totaled) while I was on my way to register three of my new handguns.

[anniegetyourgun]

That reminds me, have you caught up on that taking candy from children project?

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[Chad Fairbanks]

Oh yes... caught up on that, even though I was really slammed with all that opressing I had to do... ;0)

[Brett66]

LOL! I'm going to print that out and carry it around in my wallet!