[eddie willers]

Do I have to return the decoder ring?

[anniegetyourgun]

Do I cut the old card in half and send it back or just toss it? Will my annual dues be charged to my American Express card? If I don't like my picture on the newly issued card, are there re-takes? What's the address of my current chapter, and why am I not receiving the newsletter anymore?

Gad, the red tape these days....

[nicmarlo]

we are merging members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy with our new group called the Right Wing Zeitgeist Surge (RWZS).

Did you get your new card, meekie? Looks like you're gonna have to change your little emblem from VRWC to RWZS, lol.

[FourtySeven]

Duly noted, thank you for this. I was starting to wonder when I recieved duplicate newsletters from the formerly separate groups.

[Mr. Mulliner]

This is great news! I will save money on membership dues! Woohoo!

[IronJack]

Do we members of the Mean-Spirited Republicans fall under this same bulletin? How about the Simon Lagree Fan Club? Ebeneezer Scrooge Support Group? Fat Cat Iron Boot-Heel Oppressors?

I've got to winnow out some of my right-wing associations. I'm overextended. Just this week alone I had two rallies where we pushed grannies down stairs, another where we stole the crutches from a blind leper, and a potluck where we sold single mothers into slavery. Next week I have to rape the environment, oppress a third world nation, and force my views down someone's throat. Otherwise Scoutmaster Gingrich won't give me my merit badge.

[Nick Danger]

I thought I joined the Schadenfreude, and now I get this Zeitgeist stuff in my inbox. I can't tell the Sturm from the Drang anymore.

[BullDog108]

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[Chad Fairbanks]

Damn... and I just got new business cards and stationary made up, too... oh well, I can always divert local NEA dues to pay for new ones...

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

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[NorCoGOP]

We will begin diverting funds from the DNC campaign finance general account to pay for our new membership cards

Last I checked...the balance in their accounts was $0.01...will that cover the expenses?

Is the handshake and password changing as well?

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

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[SamAdams76]

This is good news. I never liked the picture on my old VRWC card anyhow. Not only was it a bad hair day but that was also the morning I had a fender-bender with my SUV (the Volkswagon I hit was totaled) while I was on my way to register three of my new handguns.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

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[tiki]

Ready for my orders, sir. I will mindlessly follow any order given by Rush, Fox News or the other well known Right-wingers. I will believe all that they tell me without a qualm. They are my leaders. I am a mind-numbed robot, and I'm ready and willing to spout the party line wherever and whenever. I will never disagree with "The Great Rush" and will hate all his enemies and love all his friends.

[mdcen]

What about the weight and height? Do I need to go down to the CVS for a certified number or will the bathroom scales and the yardstick in the closet be OK?

[Coeur de Lion]

Gentlemen we have accomplished our mission and have successfully infiltrated Hollyweird:

[PoorMuttly]

...yeah...but what about this damned tattoo ?!!

[Fintan]

Remember the Darkness...