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To: StopThePress
Do I have to return the decoder ring?
To: StopThePress
Do I cut the old card in half and send it back or just toss it? Will my annual dues be charged to my American Express card? If I don't like my picture on the newly issued card, are there re-takes? What's the address of my current chapter, and why am I not receiving the newsletter anymore?
Gad, the red tape these days....
To: MeeknMing
we are merging members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy with our new group called the Right Wing Zeitgeist Surge (RWZS). Did you get your new card, meekie? Looks like you're gonna have to change your little emblem from VRWC to RWZS, lol.
4 posted on
11/29/2002 4:52:50 PM PST by
nicmarlo
To: StopThePress
Duly noted, thank you for this. I was starting to wonder when I recieved duplicate newsletters from the formerly separate groups.
To: StopThePress
This is great news! I will save money on membership dues! Woohoo!
To: StopThePress
Do we members of the Mean-Spirited Republicans fall under this same bulletin? How about the Simon Lagree Fan Club? Ebeneezer Scrooge Support Group? Fat Cat Iron Boot-Heel Oppressors?
I've got to winnow out some of my right-wing associations. I'm overextended. Just this week alone I had two rallies where we pushed grannies down stairs, another where we stole the crutches from a blind leper, and a potluck where we sold single mothers into slavery. Next week I have to rape the environment, oppress a third world nation, and force my views down someone's throat. Otherwise Scoutmaster Gingrich won't give me my merit badge.
7 posted on
11/29/2002 5:02:44 PM PST by
IronJack
To: StopThePress
I thought I joined the Schadenfreude, and now I get this Zeitgeist stuff in my inbox. I can't tell the Sturm from the Drang anymore. |
To: StopThePress
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To: StopThePress
Damn... and I just got new business cards and stationary made up, too... oh well, I can always divert local NEA dues to pay for new ones...
To: StopThePress
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To: StopThePress
We will begin diverting funds from the DNC campaign finance general account to pay for our new membership cards Last I checked...the balance in their accounts was $0.01...will that cover the expenses?
Is the handshake and password changing as well?
13 posted on
11/29/2002 5:25:37 PM PST by
NorCoGOP
To: StopThePress
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This is good news. I never liked the picture on my old VRWC card anyhow. Not only was it a bad hair day but that was also the morning I had a fender-bender with my SUV (the Volkswagon I hit was totaled) while I was on my way to register three of my new handguns.
To: StopThePress
Join The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.
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To: StopThePress
Ready for my orders, sir. I will mindlessly follow any order given by Rush, Fox News or the other well known Right-wingers. I will believe all that they tell me without a qualm. They are my leaders. I am a mind-numbed robot, and I'm ready and willing to spout the party line wherever and whenever. I will never disagree with "The Great Rush" and will hate all his enemies and love all his friends.
21 posted on
11/29/2002 5:40:05 PM PST by
tiki
To: StopThePress
What about the weight and height? Do I need to go down to the CVS for a certified number or will the bathroom scales and the yardstick in the closet be OK?
22 posted on
11/29/2002 5:41:25 PM PST by
mdcen
To: StopThePress
Gentlemen we have accomplished our mission and have successfully infiltrated Hollyweird:
To: StopThePress
...yeah...but what about this damned tattoo ?!!
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43 posted on
11/29/2002 6:19:15 PM PST by
Fintan
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