Does God like your car?

townhall.com ^ | 11/22/02 | Jacob Sullum

[ppaul]

Ping.

[Deep_6]

He'd probably want to drive my car. He wouldn't have to change a thing.
Whenever I go to the repair shop, they always say: "Jesus, It's him again".

[johnny7]

What kind of car would Judas have driven?

[DeaconRed]

Me thinks he would drive a Harley.
He wouldn't need a helmet.
He could crash head on into a semi. He would come back! !

[DeaconRed]

What kind of car would Judas have driven?

judas be driving a yugo with the repo man looking for him

[gonzo]

He can have my car when He comes back! Sure beats donkey-power........FRegards

[Solamente]

Allah drives a hearse.

[Glenn]

A deer hit my Mustang Tuesday. That's right. A deer hit it. The car was parked in front of my house. The cops thought it was a hoot. Called it a "hit and stagger". Destroyed the driver's side door. Fur all over the place.

[johnny7]

I was thinking a Chevy SS El Camino. The door won't open and he has to keep the window down to climb in.

[.30Carbine]

Although I do drive an SUV, and make good money doing so, it is Jesus that meets my needs, not my vehicle.
And I don't care what He's driving when He comes!

But come quickly, Lord Jesus, 'cause these liberals are really starting to get on my nerves. Amen.

[RightWinger]

Yep, Jesus would like my Dodge Dakota pickup.
He could haul wood for his carpenter business
and it's got a V8 so he could haul-a$$ just for fun.

[Dataman]

And I don't care what He's driving when He comes!

Maybe he would take a boat. He'd probably fly.

Moe-hammed Ha Gamal, on the other hand, commandeered Caravans on a regular basis.

[Jaxter]

Well, the roads weren't very good back then and he would have to have something big enough to carry his disciples, so I'm guessing a ....

[.30Carbine]

And just look at what the UN (the liberals' God on Earth) uses:

[DWSUWF]

"..."What would Jesus drive?" asks the new religious campaign against SUVs..."

During his lifetime, a beat-up old CJ-5.

Unpretentious, durable, go-anywhere.

After His resurrection, a Hummer. (which, after all, is a Jeep that’s died and gone to Heaven)

[Sacajaweau]

Would God like my car??

How tall is He??

Most tall guys would like more leg and head room when they comment on my car.

If God's not too tall, he'd like it but he'd probably aske me when was the last time I cleaned it. He'd be happy that it was pretty good in our winter weather. He'd like the heater. But would he listen to Rush?? or is He into the classical stuff. Do I tell Him, my car, my pick??

So many questions for God but I'm sure he'd at least think "it beats a burro".!!

[wimpycat]

I established months ago here on FR that my car is Jewish, so yes, God likes my car.

[doberville]

EXCELLENT observation!!

[mc5cents]

This thread reminds me of this:

Three Proofs That Jesus Was...

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everybody brother
2. He had no permanent address
3. Nobody would hire him

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1. He lived at home until the age of 33
2. He went into his father's business
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job
3. His last request was a drink

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He worked in the building trades

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He invented a new religion

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was always in trouble with the law
3. His mother did not know who his father was

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CULTIST:
1. He formed his own secret group of 12 followers.
2. He claimed he had special connection to God.
3. On the third day after his death he went up to the spaceship.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IN ADVERTISING
1. He found himself regularly praying for mercy.
2. He liked to make big speeches at supper.
3. He was adamant that even the most whopping sins can be forgiven.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A RASTAFARIAN
1. He was from Babylon.
2. He wore dread locks.
3. His picture is on the zig-zag package.