Posted on 11/16/2002 4:41:52 PM PST by Vetnet
I have a great idea for the ultimate Freep.
Let's create our own "The Clinton Legacy Spin Machine"
We should pull our resources together to design, manufacture, and distribute thousands of small 3" to 4" diameter rubber mats with Clinton's image on it with various labels along the perimeter of the mat such as: Impeachment - Pardons -Perjury - Monica, WTC
The only moving part for our 'spin machine' will be a small clear-plastic propeller-wheel with a printed arrow that will point to one of these labels above each time the device is "used" properly. (if you get the drift)
If Freepers across the country would help to distribute our little "Clinton Spin Machines" in the bottom of urinals everywhere,it would not only be a fitting national legacy for the former Fearless Leader, but it could also serve as an important ongoing survey of public sentiment for years to come. (Zogby may even want to be a sponsor...L.O.L.)
Even if we only distribute a few thousand of them in Washington DC and New York, it would probably make many of the national radio talk show news or even FOX.
Thanks for the laughs!
I was inspired by all my fellow Freepers and somehow, someway we've got to get this done. Some people on this thread are treating it like it would be a retail product to sell, and if that happens, so be it, but the idea is to conduct the project as a massive Freep the Creep legacy. (remember, he is the one who keeps bringing us this goofy 'legacy' routine and he and his supporters will continue to do so.
I say if it's a legacy they want, let's give them a little help. I hope you'll all at least help distribute them with cheer.
We wanted to develop a gadget product that would highlight Clinton's deeds.
We couldn't stand the idea of him creating a legacy after his tragic past.
We want folks to read it without turning off first, so we leave Clinton's name off it.
Then we list a number of Clinton's deeds that most people are aware of anyway.
Those who aren't aware of all these items would learn a few. Clinton's legacy would remain accurate.
This is a novelty that belongs on every coffee table in the United States. LOL
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