Let's create the ultimate "Clinton Legacy Spin Machine"

11-16-02 | Vetnet

[Vetnet]

I have a great idea for the ultimate Freep.

Let's create our own "The Clinton Legacy Spin Machine"

We should pull our resources together to design, manufacture, and distribute thousands of small 3" to 4" diameter rubber mats with Clinton's image on it with various labels along the perimeter of the mat such as: Impeachment - Pardons -Perjury - Monica, WTC

The only moving part for our 'spin machine' will be a small clear-plastic propeller-wheel with a printed arrow that will point to one of these labels above each time the device is "used" properly. (if you get the drift)

If Freepers across the country would help to distribute our little "Clinton Spin Machines" in the bottom of urinals everywhere,it would not only be a fitting national legacy for the former Fearless Leader, but it could also serve as an important ongoing survey of public sentiment for years to come. (Zogby may even want to be a sponsor...L.O.L.)

Even if we only distribute a few thousand of them in Washington DC and New York, it would probably make many of the national radio talk show news or even FOX.

[Vetnet]

Whatta ya say, any volunteers?

[LurkerNoMore!]

I wonder if any of these will ever be in Ft Lauderdale.

[Vetnet]

Order yours now!

[paul in cape]

[ChadGore]

alamo girl sounds perfect for this job

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

That's a great idea! I'd certainly be willing to buy a handful from whoever created them.

[DoughtyOne]

I would suggest you keep the topics to proven items of public record. There are plenty of those, and they're bad enough. To do otherwise might open you up to litigation. One barnburner would be, discusses whether to use military with Florida offical on the phone, while Lesinsky was giving him service. This is on the record and is about as damnable a thing he has ever done.

[DoughtyOne]

I may come up with a rough draft by morning. Check back.

[Vetnet]

Thank you!

[DoughtyOne]

You could label it...

"Let's Play Clinton's Legacy!"

...the game where you get to spin what the former President will be known for.

...a board game by "Wilt'n Sadly!"

[Vetnet]

Thanks for the quick response!

We'll keep you posted on our progress as we go.

[Salo]

There already is an Ultimate Clinton Legacy Spin Machine. We call it the New York Times. :-)

[Vetnet]

Please do ping her!

[Vetnet]

I already tested that prototype, but it clogged up the urinal too much.

We need to keep the device smaller, but thanks for the suggestion! L.O.L.

[Vetnet]

Ping

[nicmarlo]

various labels along the perimeter of the mat such as: Impeachment - Pardons -Perjury - Monica, WTC

Don't forget definitions: "is," for one.

[Vetnet]

RIGHT! - Definitely a classic! Thanks!

[Seeking the truth]

My two cents....The American Public, including members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, do not want to have anything to do with the Clintons.

I have "Jail to the Chief" stuff on my web site - www.0cents.com and I can't sell it at any price.

I go to gun shows, political shows and people say "I don't want to see or hear about him/her anymore"

[nicmarlo]

Here's a few more ideas (from this website: The Clinton Legacy)

RECORDS SET

- The only president ever impeached on grounds of personal malfeasance
- Most number of convictions and guilty pleas by friends and associates
- Most number of cabinet officials to come under criminal investigation
- Most number of witnesses to flee country or refuse to testify
- Most number of witnesses to die suddenly
- First president sued for sexual harassment
- First president accused of rape
- First first lady to come under criminal investigation
- Largest criminal plea agreement in an illegal campaign contribution case
- First president to establish a legal defense fund
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions from abroad

[GBA]

If I was going to use Clinton's face for some product, I'd like to use it instead of those bullseye target things they put in the bottom of urinals. I'm sure my aim would improve with an opened mouthed Clinton staring up at me from the bottom of the urinal as a target. My aim would be good to the last drop.