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Caption this: Protesters angry - someone stole Mohammed's shoes
AP via Yahoo ^ | Sat Oct 19, 2:02 PM ET | AP Photo/K.M. Chaudary

Posted on 10/19/2002 12:06:45 PM PDT by weegee

Protesters chant slogans against President Pervez Musharraf's administration, demanding the arrest of thieves who stole a pair of shoes believed to have belonged to Islam's prophet, Mohammed, from a mosque, Saturday, Oct. 19, 2002 in Lahore, Pakistan. The sacred shoes were stolen in July from a 400-year-old mosque in the central city of Lahore, but no arrests have been made. (AP Photo/K.M. Chaudary)


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1 posted on 10/19/2002 12:06:45 PM PDT by weegee
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To: weegee
Not to worry -- they'll turn up on Ebay.

<|:)~

2 posted on 10/19/2002 12:12:52 PM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: weegee
Old Mohammed had a farm: eeei, eeei, Ohhh. And on his farm he had some pigs: eeei, eeei, ohh. With an oink, oink, here an oink, oink, there. Here an oink, there an oink. Everywhere an oink oink. Old Mohammad had a farm: eeei, eeei, ohhh.

Couldn't help it.... Air Mohammad's????

3 posted on 10/19/2002 12:13:11 PM PDT by undergroundwarrior
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To: weegee
What a bunch of troglodyte, throwback, monkey-loving Bronze Age morons...

Mo is a rotted corpse in a grave somewhere. If someone pinched his faggot ballet slippers who cares? Get over it, lay off the damn hashish and get a job doing something productive.

4 posted on 10/19/2002 12:16:02 PM PDT by DWSUWF
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To: martin_fierro
I hope whoever stole them returns them -- filled with congealed bacon grease.
5 posted on 10/19/2002 12:16:11 PM PDT by Maceman
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To: weegee
Look at the way that dudes arm bends. Is that weird or is just me?
6 posted on 10/19/2002 12:16:24 PM PDT by Rays_Dad
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To: martin_fierro
"These putti's are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do...."
7 posted on 10/19/2002 12:18:47 PM PDT by Coastie
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Bring on the pigs, I mean shoes, who stole the shoes?

8 posted on 10/19/2002 12:19:34 PM PDT by 2timothy3.16
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To: Rays_Dad
I think he has 2 right hands...
9 posted on 10/19/2002 12:21:17 PM PDT by weegee
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To: DWSUWF
They'd look just divine at the next Disney Gay Day...
10 posted on 10/19/2002 12:22:51 PM PDT by weegee
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To: Rays_Dad
“Help, I am turning in to a purple bird!”
11 posted on 10/19/2002 12:26:30 PM PDT by Barnacle
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To: weegee
MOHAMMED's sandals?? What they don't tell you is that the sneaky thief stole them from Brian!

(Mohammed #2, left)

12 posted on 10/19/2002 12:27:10 PM PDT by Cachelot
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To: weegee
How many virgins do they get for sniffing the shoes?
13 posted on 10/19/2002 12:27:46 PM PDT by Diana Rose
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To: Rays_Dad; weegee
those are actually his legs - his head is just up his ass.
14 posted on 10/19/2002 12:27:53 PM PDT by ErnBatavia
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To: martin_fierro
There's no place like home, there's no place like home.....
15 posted on 10/19/2002 12:31:04 PM PDT by gracex7
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To: weegee
"someone stole Mohammed's shoes"
Maybe somebody aught to write a country song about this.
16 posted on 10/19/2002 12:31:24 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler
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To: weegee
oh... I remember the legend of Mohammed's Shoes... it seems that on one of his many travels from Mecca, Mohammed was caught in a horrible, terrible sandstorm...

When it cleared, he found himself in Africa, carried there by the storm... alone and scared, he was befriended by the local pygmy tribes. They guided him to Timbuktu, a city famed for it's riches (but now just a puddle of dirty water with a few huts), where the leader assuring him that if he clicked his heels together, while saying repeatedly "There's no place like home... there's no place like home..." he would find himself once again among his own kind...

When he finally awoke from his hashish-induced dream, he found himself back home...

I think this was in the Qu'ran....
17 posted on 10/19/2002 12:34:09 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks
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To: weegee
Aw, let the pig fornicator go barefoot. If Hell's as hot as they say, his damn shoes ain't gonna do him any good anyway.
18 posted on 10/19/2002 12:35:20 PM PDT by stboz
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To: DWSUWF
Mo is a rotted corpse in a grave somewhere. If someone pinched his faggot ballet slippers who cares? Get over it, lay off the damn hashish and get a job doing something productive.

Thanks! that's the first good laugh I had today.

19 posted on 10/19/2002 12:36:01 PM PDT by gilor
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20 posted on 10/19/2002 12:36:15 PM PDT by End_Clintonism_Now
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