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oh... I remember the legend of Mohammed's Shoes... it seems that on one of his many travels from Mecca, Mohammed was caught in a horrible, terrible sandstorm...

When it cleared, he found himself in Africa, carried there by the storm... alone and scared, he was befriended by the local pygmy tribes. They guided him to Timbuktu, a city famed for it's riches (but now just a puddle of dirty water with a few huts), where the leader assuring him that if he clicked his heels together, while saying repeatedly "There's no place like home... there's no place like home..." he would find himself once again among his own kind...

When he finally awoke from his hashish-induced dream, he found himself back home...

I think this was in the Qu'ran....