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Casper Rockies Professional Baseball Club TO ASSIST STRIKE VICTIMS
Rockies homepage ^ | 08.22.02 | Rockies homepage

Posted on 08/30/2002 9:52:27 AM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican

Plans for a benefit, designed to assist major league ballplayers in the event of a work stoppage, were announced today by the Casper Rockies Professional Baseball Club.

It is the Rockies intention to hold a canned food drive on Friday, August 30, should major league players follow through with their threat to strike on that date.

On August 30, fans may exchange two cans of food for a free general admission ticket (subject to availability) to the Casper Rockies 7:05pm game against the Provo Angels.

Should the strike last for an extended period of time, all canned goods collected that evening will be distributed to major league teams for distribution to their ballplayers. Casper Rockies officials and local economists are currently working on a formula to determine if small market teams should receive a higher percentage of the canned goods or if the donations will be split equally among all 30 clubs.

If a strike is settled in short order, the Rockies will donate the canned goods to Casper area non-profit organizations.

"The Rockies realize that the average major league salary is over $2 million a year but the stock market has taken a down turn in recent months and bank interest rates really aren't where they should be," stated Casper President and General Manager Brent Boznanski. "A work stoppage, in our opinion, could cause additional hardship. As brethren in baseball, we would like to do our part to reduce any suffering that may result from a strike."

The Rockies also announced that tickets from any major league game, canceled due to a strike, will be honored at all remaining Casper Rockies 2002 regular season home games.

On a related note, the team is currently finalizing plans for a bottle and can recycling night at the stadium. Proceeds from that event will be passed along to Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig for distribution to major league team owners.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Front Page News; News/Current Events; US: Colorado
KEYWORDS: baseball; coloradorockies; strike
Unreal.
1 posted on 08/30/2002 9:52:27 AM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: MeeknMing; billbears; JohnHuang2
Got cans?
2 posted on 08/30/2002 9:52:55 AM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
That's hilarious! And a pretty good marketing approach.
3 posted on 08/30/2002 9:55:05 AM PDT by Coop
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
I believe this is satire from a minor league team directed at the "Big Show". Cheap baseball is taking a shot at expensive baseball.
4 posted on 08/30/2002 9:55:50 AM PDT by johniegrad
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
You didn't really take that seriously, did you?
5 posted on 08/30/2002 9:56:31 AM PDT by johniegrad
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
This is REAL....

Holy cow.....

(I already had one post pulled today - so there's no way I can say what I want to)
6 posted on 08/30/2002 9:56:50 AM PDT by phasma proeliator
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
You have got to be kidding me!! We've got people like Alex Rodriguez making 142,000 dollars a day. That's a day!! They aren't getting any cans from me. But at least we won't have to worry the suffering and starving families of the players for another 3 or 4 years now...
7 posted on 08/30/2002 9:58:17 AM PDT by billbears
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
Got this in an email today. Please help.

YOUR HELP IS NEEDED!!!! Your help is needed Since September 11, 2001, Americans have come together as never before in our generation. We have banded together to overcome tremendous adversity. We have weathered direct attacks on our own soil, wars overseas, corporate scandal, layoffs, unemployment, stock price plunges, droughts, fires, and a myriad of economic and physical disasters both great and small.  But now, we must come together once again to overcome our greatest challenge yet. Hundreds of Major League Baseball players in our very own nation are living at, just below, or in most cases far above the seven-figure salary level.  And as if that weren't bad enough they could be deprived of their  life-giving pay for several months, possibly longer, as a result of the  upcoming strike situation. But you can help! For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day (that's less than the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help a MLB player remain economically viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the problem as it barely covers the annual minimum salary, but it's a start, and every little bit will help!  Although $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, to a baseball  player  it could mean the difference between spending the strike golfing in  Florida or on a Mediterranean cruise. For you, seven hundred dollars is nothing more than a month's rent, half a mortgage payment, two unemployment checks, or a month of medical insurance with COBRA, but to a baseball player, $700 will partially replace his daily salary. Your commitment of less than $700 a day will enable a player to buy that home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, or enjoy a weekend in Rio. HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING? Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the player you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate,  and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. Plus, upon signing up for this program, you will receive an unsigned photo of the  player lounging during the strike on a beach somewhere in the Caribbean (for a signed photo, please include an additional $150). Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering.   HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING? Your MLB player will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to help in a time of need. Although the player won't know your name, he will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator in case additional funds are needed for unforeseen expenses.   YES, I WANT TO HELP! I would like to sponsor a striking MLB player. My preference is checked > below: > [ ] Infielder > [ ] Outfielder > [ ] Starting Pitcher > [ ] Ace Pitcher > [ ] Entire team (Please call our 900 number to ask for the cost of a > specific team - $10 per minute) > [ ] Alex Rodriguez (Higher cost: $60,000 per day) Please charge the account listed below $694.50 per day for the player for the duration of the strike. Please send me a picture of the player I have sponsored, along with an Alex Rodriguez 2001 Income Statement and my very own Donald Fehr MLB Players Union pin to wear proudly on my hat (include a $80 for hat). > Your Name: _______________________ > Telephone Number: ____________________ > Account Number: _____________________ > Exp.Date:_______ > [ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Discover Signature: > _______________________ Alternate card (when the primary card exceeds its > credit limit): > Account Number: _____________________Exp.Date:_______ > [ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Discover > Signature: _______________________ > Mail completed form to MLB Players Union or call 1-900-F-K-THE-FANS now to enroll by phone ($10 per minute). Disclaimer: Sponsors are not permitted to contact the player they have sponsored, either in person or by other means including, but not limited  to, telephone calls, letters, e-mail, or third parties. Contributions are not tax-deductible.

8 posted on 08/30/2002 9:58:53 AM PDT by ladtx
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To: ladtx
What happened to my formatting? The preview showed it correctly. D&*%$#(*&^$#@ it.
9 posted on 08/30/2002 10:00:07 AM PDT by ladtx
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To: ladtx
Somebody pull the plug on my post please.
10 posted on 08/30/2002 10:00:59 AM PDT by ladtx
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
Well, the strike is off.
But I'd just as soon enjoy my charity and ask the Casper Rockies to keep my proffered cans of delights.......
1987 was a good year for Spam (Hormel) and Cheese/Broccoli Soup (Campbell's).
11 posted on 08/30/2002 10:06:06 AM PDT by AzJP
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To: johniegrad
http://www.casperrockies.com/index.htm

Click on the News Flash, or News Releases on the left sidebar. It does not indicate anywhere that it is a satire.
12 posted on 08/30/2002 10:18:34 AM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
I saw the link and know that it is not acknowledged as satire but IMHO this is clearly tongue in cheek.
13 posted on 08/30/2002 10:48:27 AM PDT by johniegrad
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
This is funny as well as pretty sly. It's not only a shot at the spit and scratch prima donnas, it's taking a swipe at the "if we all bring a can of beans we can feed the world" touchy-feelers. And it's also a subtle dig at the "look for the union label" solidarity crowd.

Triple play.

Good show.

14 posted on 08/30/2002 10:51:18 AM PDT by Semi Civil Servant
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
Man, no kidding. I kept looking for the punchline and then to see if this was an Onion article.

If they really wanted to help someone that would suffer economically through a strike, they, should have picked the little concession workers and folks that wouldn't have jobs or an income. Players averaging $2.4 Million can "tough it out".

15 posted on 08/30/2002 12:08:38 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: maxwell; Constitution Day; Argh; Slip18; aaaDOC; RikaStrom; dubyaismypresident; xsmommy; Gabz; ...
fyi.......
16 posted on 08/30/2002 12:09:58 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: MeeknMing
LOL, sly.... I like it.

Sounds like the Casper Rockies Professional Baseball Club isn't all that impressed with the Big Boys. ROFLOL

17 posted on 08/30/2002 12:27:25 PM PDT by RikaStrom
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