FREEP: Should We Pass Out Hygiene Products to the Smelly Anti-War Demonstrators?

dfu | 8-25-02 | dfu

[doug from upland]

DFU REPORT FROM L.A.

From the above thread in which I described the anti-war protestors as being smelly, FReeper whoknowswhatevil had a great idea. We need to pass out hygiene products to these people.

So here is the idea if anyone is up for it. On Sept. 14 at noon at the Federal Building, the smelly, naive fools are going to be demonstrating. We need to procure small samples of toothpaste, mouthwash, shampoo, and soap to pass out to them. We should come dressed nicely, perhaps the men can be in ties, and work the crowd.

Does anyone have access to large quanities of hygiene products from a manufacturer. They would probably like it if we passed out their products for them.

We could wear FreeRepublic.com buttons as we pass out the products. It might be an entertaining FReep.

[doug from upland]

Ping

[sharkdiver]

UUUUHHHHHHHHH nope, Don't think so. Methinks a high pressure water cannon loaded with de-licing agent should do it just fine. I would also suggest very strong magnets to remove the multiple body piercings that they have. We would not want them to rust after they are locked up for being traitors. {snicker, snicker}

[Chad Fairbanks]

Create some Free Republic Gift Bags, filled with those .25 cent sample-size hygeine products that you can find at any grocery store (maybe they call them travel-size?)... ;0)

Maybe as part of the 'gift', enclose a copy of the U.S. COnstitution... ;0)

[MadIvan]

Wasn't there a service over the internet that allowed you to send hygiene products anonymously with a helpful note, e.g., "A friend who is concerned about you would like you to know that you have body odour" etc?

I am sure it was on Fox News at some point.

Regards, Ivan

[Salman]

One word: Patchouli. A much worse smell than good honest sweat.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Good point, but I think it would be funnier if we delivered them in person, while wearing haz-mat suits, or at least gas masks, or simply a clothespin on the nose... ;0)

[MacDorcha]

why not? the dems passed out foul smelling cigarrets to already stinky people for votes on more than one occasion.

why dont hippies, in all their "enlightnement" realize that while not bathing amy make them feel more like a part of nature, not bathing was also the reason the black plague spread in europe, but not in the bath-a-day asians of the time?

[Allegra]

We need to procure small samples of toothpaste, mouthwash, shampoo, and soap to pass out to them.

And deodorant. Lots of deodorant.

[Fintan]

It's a great idea, but I suspect these nitwits would respond by stripping naked, and I absolutely, positively do not want to see them in the nude, especially the women.

Unless, of course, the gift bags include copious amounts of soap and Bic razors, if you get my drift...

[strela]

the dems passed out foul smelling cigarrets to already stinky people for votes on more than one occasion.

Another great idea to throw into the "goodie bag" - a box of candy cigarettes!

[smoking camels]

then let them be. LOL

[MadIvan]

Good point, but I think it would be funnier if we delivered them in person, while wearing haz-mat suits, or at least gas masks, or simply a clothespin on the nose... ;0)

Wearing "Pardon Me, I'm Allergic to Frenchmen" t-shirts, yes. ;)

Regards, Ivan

[Chad Fairbanks]

Bwaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa... ;0)

[Squantos]

I say reload some 12 gauge rounds with tic tac's and open up on em myself...........:o) Two birds with one stone per se !

Stay safe !

[doug from upland]

We can wear those little masks like they have in the hospital or that painters use. That would work.

[Chad Fairbanks]

And they are cheaper than gas masks... so yeah, suits and ties, "gift" bags, and painter's masks... love it! :0)

[Chad Fairbanks]

And optionally, those t-shirts that MadIvan recommended ;0)

[Squantos]

Or how bout one of them pine tree automobile air freshners pre-printed with a statement like ......

"Cleaner Air brought to you by Free Republic"

Stay Safe !

[INSENSITIVE GUY]

I would imagine these people are always coming down with something,veneral disease,hepititus--WORMS!