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Yahoo News / AP ^ | 7.24.02 | -

[Bars4Bill]

Wed Jul 24, 5:43 PM ET

Former President Bill Clinton talks to reporters at the construction site of the William J. Clinton Presidential Center and Park Wednesday, July 24, 2002, near downtown Little Rock, Ark. Clinton said the library complex will be a landmark for Little Rock. (AP Photo/Danny Johnston)

[Thane_Banquo]

"Right over there we're going to have a huge statue of my member."

[Billthedrill]

"Jimmy Hoffa? Ovuh theah..."

[evolved_rage]

I can fit in at least 25 more suicides in this parking lot. I told Condit to wait a couple months...

[SerpentDove]

No caption, but he looks very much like a human Q-Tip there.

[exnavy]

I can put a check in the mail to you, can't you just finish the foundation?

[Slyfox]

A human Q-Tip after it has been where?

[NEWwoman]

The dirt digging never stops!

[Redcloak]

"An' raght back hyah is the rebar that'll be welded inta a GIANT box spring. An' then a big ol' mattress will git lowered in from a helicopter. That'll be the centerpiece of the whole dang mu-zee-um. After we're done wid dat, we'll start in on the giant zipper fer the front door."

[Slyfox]

'Red-faced' used to mean that someone was ashamed of his actions.

[dr_who]

"Here's where they're going to put the bar and the jacuzzi."

[stanz]

And raht he-ya will be the smokes and bait shop.

[MinuteGal]

"Sorry, guys, they just excavated some hot-looking mummies so I have to be running along now. See y'all later"

Leni

[Slyfox]

SLYFOX DreamQuote:

Over yonder is where I am going to put my BODY COUNT MEMORIAL.

[Rollee]

"And over there is the big old rock that I crawled out from under. Right next to that, we'll have a stall, feeding area, slop room and fumigation pit for old hillary. Oh looky, they just dug up an old mummy. I think I could date that old mummy, yes sir, I really think I could."(Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.)

{Since this is a family publication, I substitued the word "date" for what he really said.}

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Once this reinforced structure is completed, it should be able to support Hillary's a$$. But we can't be sure.

[dead]

Former President Bill Clinton talks to reporters at the construction site of the William J. Clinton Presidential Center

Over here, next to the brothel, is where we're gonna house the urine and graffitti cleaning team...

[KLT]

"And here is where I never had sex with that woman Dolly Kyle Browning. Yes, it was dusty, but oh, so hot."

[quark]

"We'll put the swing sets and teeter-totters over here so I'll be able to check out all the little girls from my bedroom...er, I mean, office window!"

[TRY ONE]

"All those trips a-broad during my last 3 years in orifice paid off. I traveled to India, Africa, etc. etc. while holding my hand out for donations and I raised ~ $500 million. I told those poor suckers if you don't give to my liebary I'll cut off your foreign aid. And those poor bastards thought I was serious.....HAHAHAHAHA!"