1 posted on
07/24/2002 3:25:06 PM PDT by
Bars4Bill
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To: Bars4Bill
"Right over there we're going to have a huge statue of my member."
To: Bars4Bill
"Jimmy Hoffa? Ovuh theah..."
To: Bars4Bill
I can fit in at least 25 more suicides in this parking lot. I told Condit to wait a couple months...
To: Bars4Bill
No caption, but he looks very much like a human Q-Tip there.
To: Bars4Bill
I can put a check in the mail to you, can't you just finish the foundation?
6 posted on
07/24/2002 3:29:16 PM PDT by
exnavy
To: Bars4Bill
The dirt digging never stops!
8 posted on
07/24/2002 3:30:28 PM PDT by
NEWwoman
To: Bars4Bill
"An' raght back hyah is the rebar that'll be welded inta a GIANT box spring. An' then a big ol' mattress will git lowered in from a helicopter. That'll be the centerpiece of the whole dang mu-zee-um. After we're done wid dat, we'll start in on the giant zipper fer the front door."
9 posted on
07/24/2002 3:30:46 PM PDT by
Redcloak
To: Bars4Bill
'Red-faced' used to mean that someone was ashamed of his actions.
10 posted on
07/24/2002 3:31:34 PM PDT by
Slyfox
To: Bars4Bill
"Here's where they're going to put the bar and the jacuzzi."
11 posted on
07/24/2002 3:32:10 PM PDT by
dr_who
To: Bars4Bill
And raht he-ya will be the smokes and bait shop.
12 posted on
07/24/2002 3:32:52 PM PDT by
stanz
To: Bars4Bill
"Sorry, guys, they just excavated some hot-looking mummies so I have to be running along now. See y'all later"
Leni
To: Bars4Bill
SLYFOX DreamQuote:
Over yonder is where I am going to put my BODY COUNT MEMORIAL.
14 posted on
07/24/2002 3:33:34 PM PDT by
Slyfox
To: Bars4Bill
"And over there is the big old rock that I crawled out from under. Right next to that, we'll have a stall, feeding area, slop room and fumigation pit for old hillary. Oh looky, they just dug up an old mummy. I think I could date that old mummy, yes sir, I really think I could."(Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.)
{Since this is a family publication, I substitued the word "date" for what he really said.}
15 posted on
07/24/2002 3:33:50 PM PDT by
Rollee
To: Bars4Bill
Once this reinforced structure is completed, it should be able to support Hillary's a$$. But we can't be sure.
To: Bars4Bill
Former President Bill Clinton talks to reporters at the construction site of the William J. Clinton Presidential Center
Over here, next to the brothel, is where we're gonna house the urine and graffitti cleaning team...
17 posted on
07/24/2002 3:34:15 PM PDT by
dead
To: Bars4Bill
"And here is where I never had sex with that woman Dolly Kyle Browning. Yes, it was dusty, but oh, so hot."
18 posted on
07/24/2002 3:34:53 PM PDT by
KLT
To: Bars4Bill
"All those trips a-broad during my last 3 years in orifice paid off. I traveled to India, Africa, etc. etc. while holding my hand out for donations and I raised ~ $500 million. I told those poor suckers if you don't give to my liebary I'll cut off your foreign aid. And those poor bastards thought I was serious.....HAHAHAHAHA!"
20 posted on
07/24/2002 3:36:14 PM PDT by
TRY ONE
To: Bars4Bill; Paul Atreides; Teacup
"This is ma favorite part, when the foundation gits laid."
21 posted on
07/24/2002 3:37:32 PM PDT by
Slyfox
To: Bars4Bill
It looks cheesy now but wait til the astroturf and bimbos get here.
To: Bars4Bill
"We had to make the doors this wide so Hillary's butt would fit through them..."
23 posted on
07/24/2002 3:38:59 PM PDT by
dirtboy
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