[Temple Owl]

With mustard?

[drjimmy]

I relish these posts.

[goodieD]

these young people need to ketchup on their knowlege of local laws before they get their buns in hot water.

[capitan_refugio]

I agree. The frank approach in these situations is best.

[drjimmy]

I never sausage a bunch of bad puns on such a serious issue. Maybe they were casing the joint.

[Randjuke]

I hope this isn't the end of their hot dog careers - it's true that wieners never quit.

[Glutton]

It sounded like the police and the driver had a frank discussion. No bun... I mean pun intended. ;-D

[TC Rider]

Osama bin Doughboy?

[Teacher317]

Was it an Armored hot-dog-mobile?

[Looking4Truth]

Will Keller and Paula Pendleton, both 22 and recent college graduates who had just finished a two-week-long course Hot Dog High.

Mmmmmm, just goes to show you what a college education is worth these days.

[Silly]

Quote of the day:

"This hot dog posed no threat to us."

[Constitution Day]

You're all a bunch of wieners if you don't check this thread out!

[Wolfie]

Nuthin' worse than gettin' your wiener in a jam.

[MeekOneGOP]

Translation for rednecks

Hot houn'doggers grilled near Pentagon

Fum th' Nashunal Desk Published 6/21/2002 11:20 AM

MADISON, Wis., June 21 (UPI) -- It c'd haf been wurst.

A pair of hot houn'doggers takin' their Wienermobile t'th' Nashunal Capital Barbecue Battle in Warshin'ton were pulled on over by th' ole Virginny State Po-lice this hyar week fo' drivin' too close t'th' Pentagon, as enny fool kin plainly see.

Sareeh Delea, a spokeswoomin fo' Oscar Mayer, said Friday th' pair was unaware Route 110 had been closed t'truck traffic on account o' th' Sepp. 11 terro'ist attacks on th' Pentagon an' Wo'ld Trade Center.

"A po-lice officer let them knows an' was kind inough t'direck traffic t' aller th' Wienermobile t'exit," Delea said, cuss it all t' tarnation. No ticket was issued, cuss it all t' tarnation.

Th' distinckive hot houn'dog-shaped truck packed wif hot houn'dog whistles an' a kareeoke machine fo' sin'in' bologna jin'les was makin' its fust trip of th' summer fum Madison wif a pair of rookie hot houn'doggers, Will Keller an' Ebenezera Pendleton, both 22 an' recent college graduates who had jest finished a two-week-long course Hot Houn'dog High.

"They were mighty apologitic. They didn't see enny signs but now they know. They'll make sho'nuff not t'go down route 110 agin," Delea said, cuss it all t' tarnation.

Th' incident occurred late Tuesday.

"Obviously this hyar was a mistake," ole Virginny State Po-lice spokeswoomin Pansy Caldfine told th' Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, ah reckon. "This hyar hot houn'dog posed no threat t' us."

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The Wienermobile took a shortcut down Rt. 110 just to ketchup.

And I heard that they really were hauling buns when they were stopped......