Posted on 06/25/2002 12:56:55 PM PDT by Temple Owl
Hot doggers grilled near Pentagon
From the National Desk Published 6/21/2002 11:20 AM
MADISON, Wis., June 21 (UPI) -- It could have been wurst.
A pair of hot doggers taking their Wienermobile to the National Capital Barbecue Battle in Washington were pulled over by the Virginia State Police this week for driving too close to the Pentagon.
Sarah Delea, a spokeswoman for Oscar Mayer, said Friday the pair was unaware Route 110 had been closed to truck traffic since the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks on the Pentagon and World Trade Center.
"A police officer let them know and was kind enough to direct traffic to allow the Wienermobile to exit," Delea said. No ticket was issued.
The distinctive hot dog-shaped truck packed with hot dog whistles and a karaoke machine for singing bologna jingles was making its first trip of the summer from Madison with a pair of rookie hot doggers, Will Keller and Paula Pendleton, both 22 and recent college graduates who had just finished a two-week-long course Hot Dog High.
"They were very apologetic. They didn't see any signs but now they know. They'll make sure not to go down route 110 again," Delea said.
The incident occurred late Tuesday.
"Obviously this was a mistake," Virginia State Police spokeswoman Lucy Caldwell told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. "This hot dog posed no threat to us."
It's not very chilly this time of year, wonder what the brats are up to???
I likes to insert em into a hot engorged waiting bun and slather with mayo...
"They were very apologetic. They didn't see any signs but now they know. They'll make sure not to go down route 110 again," Delea said.
LESSON:
Never, ever try to drive your hot dog down the wrong highway!
ROFL! See #27 for some saucy advice.
Can you say liberal arts?
LOL! What a pair.......Beavis & Butthead?
Hot houn'doggers grilled near Pentagon
Fum th' Nashunal Desk Published 6/21/2002 11:20 AM
MADISON, Wis., June 21 (UPI) -- It c'd haf been wurst.
A pair of hot houn'doggers takin' their Wienermobile t'th' Nashunal Capital Barbecue Battle in Warshin'ton were pulled on over by th' ole Virginny State Po-lice this hyar week fo' drivin' too close t'th' Pentagon, as enny fool kin plainly see.
Sareeh Delea, a spokeswoomin fo' Oscar Mayer, said Friday th' pair was unaware Route 110 had been closed t'truck traffic on account o' th' Sepp. 11 terro'ist attacks on th' Pentagon an' Wo'ld Trade Center.
"A po-lice officer let them knows an' was kind inough t'direck traffic t' aller th' Wienermobile t'exit," Delea said, cuss it all t' tarnation. No ticket was issued, cuss it all t' tarnation.
Th' distinckive hot houn'dog-shaped truck packed wif hot houn'dog whistles an' a kareeoke machine fo' sin'in' bologna jin'les was makin' its fust trip of th' summer fum Madison wif a pair of rookie hot houn'doggers, Will Keller an' Ebenezera Pendleton, both 22 an' recent college graduates who had jest finished a two-week-long course Hot Houn'dog High.
"They were mighty apologitic. They didn't see enny signs but now they know. They'll make sho'nuff not t'go down route 110 agin," Delea said, cuss it all t' tarnation.
Th' incident occurred late Tuesday.
"Obviously this hyar was a mistake," ole Virginny State Po-lice spokeswoomin Pansy Caldfine told th' Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, ah reckon. "This hyar hot houn'dog posed no threat t' us."
And I heard that they really were hauling buns when they were stopped......
LOL! Oscar did it. You know, Oscar Meyer!
Bro, that will be DAMN HARD after them hotwings I just consummated... Talk about tight buns... ;)
Well it's nappy-nap for me, chilluns... I gots me a 5k race tomorrow at eight in the A.M. so I gots to cut it short and get in some Z's... And some H2O after all that beer I been drinkin'...
Catch ya on the flip side, dudes and chicks...
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