[NeoCaveman]

It's difficult playing ketchup with you. But it's a task I relish. So cut the mustard and don't be a saurkraut

It's not very chilly this time of year, wonder what the brats are up to???

[Constitution Day]

The distinctive hot dog-shaped truck packed with hot dog whistles and a karaoke machine for singing bologna jingles was making its first trip of the summer from Madison with a pair of rookie hot doggers...

"They were very apologetic. They didn't see any signs but now they know. They'll make sure not to go down route 110 again," Delea said.

LESSON:
Never, ever try to drive your hot dog down the wrong highway!