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Hot doggers grilled near Pentagon
UPI | 6-21-02 | n/a

Posted on 06/25/2002 12:56:55 PM PDT by Temple Owl

Hot doggers grilled near Pentagon

From the National Desk Published 6/21/2002 11:20 AM

MADISON, Wis., June 21 (UPI) -- It could have been wurst.

A pair of hot doggers taking their Wienermobile to the National Capital Barbecue Battle in Washington were pulled over by the Virginia State Police this week for driving too close to the Pentagon.

Sarah Delea, a spokeswoman for Oscar Mayer, said Friday the pair was unaware Route 110 had been closed to truck traffic since the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks on the Pentagon and World Trade Center.

"A police officer let them know and was kind enough to direct traffic to allow the Wienermobile to exit," Delea said. No ticket was issued.

The distinctive hot dog-shaped truck packed with hot dog whistles and a karaoke machine for singing bologna jingles was making its first trip of the summer from Madison with a pair of rookie hot doggers, Will Keller and Paula Pendleton, both 22 and recent college graduates who had just finished a two-week-long course Hot Dog High.

"They were very apologetic. They didn't see any signs but now they know. They'll make sure not to go down route 110 again," Delea said.

The incident occurred late Tuesday.

"Obviously this was a mistake," Virginia State Police spokeswoman Lucy Caldwell told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. "This hot dog posed no threat to us."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: hotdoggers; oscarmayer; pentago
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To: RikaStrom; LonePalm; maxwell; Phantom Lord; xsmommy; dubyaismypresident; Argh; CholeraJoe; ...
You're all a bunch of wieners if you don't check this thread out!
21 posted on 07/19/2002 12:19:51 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Temple Owl
Nuthin' worse than gettin' your wiener in a jam.
22 posted on 07/19/2002 12:21:29 PM PDT by Wolfie
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To: Constitution Day
It's difficult playing ketchup with you. But it's a task I relish. So cut the mustard and don't be a saurkraut

It's not very chilly this time of year, wonder what the brats are up to???

23 posted on 07/19/2002 12:23:59 PM PDT by NeoCaveman
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To: Silly
Hi Silly. I even forgot that I posted this one. We have a lot of talented punsters. It makes it all worthwhile.
24 posted on 07/19/2002 12:37:19 PM PDT by Temple Owl
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To: Constitution Day
WHO'S a wienie??? Come over HERE and say that!

I likes to insert em into a hot engorged waiting bun and slather with mayo...

25 posted on 07/19/2002 12:39:55 PM PDT by maxwell
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To: maxwell
Did I say mayo? Actually I prefer cheese and kosher dills.
26 posted on 07/19/2002 12:40:31 PM PDT by maxwell
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To: dubyaismypresident; Wolfie; MeeknMing
The distinctive hot dog-shaped truck packed with hot dog whistles and a karaoke machine for singing bologna jingles was making its first trip of the summer from Madison with a pair of rookie hot doggers...

"They were very apologetic. They didn't see any signs but now they know. They'll make sure not to go down route 110 again," Delea said.

LESSON:
Never, ever try to drive your hot dog down the wrong highway!


27 posted on 07/19/2002 12:41:26 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: maxwell
I likes to insert em into a hot engorged waiting bun and slather with mayo...

ROFL! See #27 for some saucy advice.

28 posted on 07/19/2002 12:43:05 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Looking4Truth
Mmmmmm, just goes to show you what a college education is worth these days.

Can you say liberal arts?

29 posted on 07/19/2002 12:44:12 PM PDT by NativeSon
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To: Constitution Day
[snortle] And watch out for the chili, dude...
30 posted on 07/19/2002 12:45:22 PM PDT by maxwell
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To: Constitution Day; maxwell
The distinctive hot dog-shaped truck packed with hot dog whistles and a karaoke machine for singing bologna jingles was making its first trip of the summer from Madison with a pair of rookie hot doggers, Will Keller and Paula endleton, both 22 and recent college graduates who had just finished a two-week-long course Hot Dog High.

LOL! What a pair.......Beavis & Butthead?

31 posted on 07/19/2002 1:16:09 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: Temple Owl; maxwell; All
Translation for rednecks

Hot houn'doggers grilled near Pentagon

Fum th' Nashunal Desk Published 6/21/2002 11:20 AM

MADISON, Wis., June 21 (UPI) -- It c'd haf been wurst.

A pair of hot houn'doggers takin' their Wienermobile t'th' Nashunal Capital Barbecue Battle in Warshin'ton were pulled on over by th' ole Virginny State Po-lice this hyar week fo' drivin' too close t'th' Pentagon, as enny fool kin plainly see.

Sareeh Delea, a spokeswoomin fo' Oscar Mayer, said Friday th' pair was unaware Route 110 had been closed t'truck traffic on account o' th' Sepp. 11 terro'ist attacks on th' Pentagon an' Wo'ld Trade Center.

"A po-lice officer let them knows an' was kind inough t'direck traffic t' aller th' Wienermobile t'exit," Delea said, cuss it all t' tarnation. No ticket was issued, cuss it all t' tarnation.

Th' distinckive hot houn'dog-shaped truck packed wif hot houn'dog whistles an' a kareeoke machine fo' sin'in' bologna jin'les was makin' its fust trip of th' summer fum Madison wif a pair of rookie hot houn'doggers, Will Keller an' Ebenezera Pendleton, both 22 an' recent college graduates who had jest finished a two-week-long course Hot Houn'dog High.

"They were mighty apologitic. They didn't see enny signs but now they know. They'll make sho'nuff not t'go down route 110 agin," Delea said, cuss it all t' tarnation.

Th' incident occurred late Tuesday.

"Obviously this hyar was a mistake," ole Virginny State Po-lice spokeswoomin Pansy Caldfine told th' Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, ah reckon. "This hyar hot houn'dog posed no threat t' us."

32 posted on 07/19/2002 1:23:58 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: maxwell
You can cut the mustard and you can cut hot dog, but please don't cut the cheese!
33 posted on 07/19/2002 1:25:47 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: Temple Owl
The Wienermobile took a shortcut down Rt. 110 just to ketchup.

And I heard that they really were hauling buns when they were stopped......

34 posted on 07/19/2002 1:45:14 PM PDT by tracer
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To: MeeknMing
That was a juicy post. I can always tell a real hot dog when I seen one.
35 posted on 07/19/2002 1:50:38 PM PDT by Temple Owl
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To: tracer
Can anyone here provide a ballpark estimate of how many hot links to related stories there are?
36 posted on 07/19/2002 1:51:36 PM PDT by tracer
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To: Temple Owl
That was a juicy post. I can always tell a real hot dog when I seen one.

LOL! Oscar did it. You know, Oscar Meyer!

37 posted on 07/19/2002 2:44:51 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: tracer
LOL! You're a real Punny Phella!
38 posted on 07/19/2002 2:46:39 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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To: MeeknMing; Constitution Day; Argh; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
please don't cut the cheese!

Bro, that will be DAMN HARD after them hotwings I just consummated... Talk about tight buns... ;)

Well it's nappy-nap for me, chilluns... I gots me a 5k race tomorrow at eight in the A.M. so I gots to cut it short and get in some Z's... And some H2O after all that beer I been drinkin'...

Catch ya on the flip side, dudes and chicks...

40 posted on 07/19/2002 5:26:22 PM PDT by maxwell
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