I hope that this a joke...

Pets or Food ^

[Ed_NYC]

I found the link to this page on the TechTV site. Please let me know what you think. IMHO this is not funny at all.

CLICK HERE

[Mike Darancette]

They forgot the Snail Darter stuffin' for the Spotted Owls.

OBTW: Nothing says lovin' like Hamsters in the oven.

[henbane]

June 04, 2002
American Bald Eagle
We have a special limited supply of this rare bird. Bald Eagles make great pets if you have a lot of land for them to live on. Roasted Eagle is also one of the most delicate tastes you'll ever have. Due to the limited number available, we will only ship one eagle pr household.
- $429.99 each (limite one per household)

Wonder if Sid knows he can be tossed in the slammer for a damn long time if he tries to merchandise the American National Bird for peoples' dinner tables.

From the CEO
We're dedicated to bringing consumers healthy, certified organic animals at wholesale prices. Whether you're getting a pet lizard for your son or a dozen Doberman flank steaks for a SuperBowl party, you won't find lower priced animals anywhere else that are better suited for Pets or Food.™
Sidney Zwibel, CEO Pets or Food
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[Tony in Hawaii]

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire...

[BlueLancer]

Yo, dighton ... you can't miss this one! Although I couldn't find any Møøse to order, the 72-pack hamster-on-a-stick looks promising.

[Marobe]

I was appalled ! I can't believe the audacity of folks ! Those prices are shocking ! I know a little shop in the North of Hartford that has much more competitive prices. Don't buy from these folks ...continue to support the small local businessman. This guy was wrong about the taste of Eagle ...its more like spotted owl than froglegs !

[Tony in Hawaii]

This is what I got when I tried to order a snake:

June 04, 2002
Secure Server Down
We're sorry, our secure ordering server is not responding. Please try again later.

Pets or Food apologizes for any inconvenience this might cause you, but be assured that we are working to correct the problem.

[honeymagnolia]

Finally! A site that Zero Population Growth can love! Just so long as it is higher quality than Soylent Green.

[jellybean]

New Born Golden Retriever

Would you like a hot dog?

[truenospinzone]

It's no joke. My neighbors order from these jackasses all the time. It's disgusting.

By the way, did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't even in the dictionary anymore?

[harpseal]

I would not recommend trying to club me or mine to a bloody pulp. Oh well Bill will you settle for seal hunter automobile seat covers. We even throw in the orange vest and as a special offer we toss in a few cold mackerel.

Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown

[RepoGirl]

Don't order the schnitzel, they're using schnauzer...

[mc5cents]

I like mine with a little mustard.

[JimVT]

Nu, Sidney...could I mebee order a cupla kosher hamsters?

[dighton]

Although I couldn't find any Møøse to order ...

I'm sure you meant to say rescue.

[toupsie]

I remember one of my first meals in Taipei when I moved there. It was a bowl of rice and some interesting "beef" on top. It was good. When I asked my host what I was eating, he said in rough English, "Lassie".

[mhking]

...and I unveil the theme ingredient!

(Kyoo no tema wa kore desu! - in the original Japanese)

[jimt]

It is a joke and a darn good one ! Thanks for the laugh !

[BlueLancer]

"I'm sure you meant to say rescue."

No ... I never did tell you what happened to the Møøse I was engaged to that ran off with that Polish polar bear, did I?

Her name was Clarice.

[Still Using Air]

My favorite, also. I ate a month's worth of MRE's a few years ago (they were there, and I was hungry). If ONLY this site had been up before I purchased and ate those Government style meals...
 All in all, good satire, but then again, my humor always ran similar to MAD magazine.

[Texaggie79]

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