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To: Ed_NYC
June 04, 2002 Special Features
American Bald Eagle
We have a special limited supply of this rare bird. Bald Eagles make great pets if you have a lot of land for them to live on. Roasted Eagle is also one of the most delicate tastes you'll ever have. Due to the limited number available, we will only ship one eagle pr household.
- $429.99 each (limite one per household)

Wonder if Sid knows he can be tossed in the slammer for a damn long time if he tries to merchandise the American National Bird for peoples' dinner tables.

Special Features
From the CEO
We're dedicated to bringing consumers healthy, certified organic animals at wholesale prices. Whether you're getting a pet lizard for your son or a dozen Doberman flank steaks for a SuperBowl party, you won't find lower priced animals anywhere else that are better suited for Pets or Food.™
Sidney Zwibel, CEO Pets or Food
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42 posted on 06/04/2002 11:24:38 AM PDT by henbane
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To: henbane; Ed_NYC
Hmmm... Zwibel, CEO of P.R.E.

T. Herman Zweibel, Publisher of The Onion

Coincidence?? I think not.

64 posted on 06/04/2002 12:38:44 PM PDT by texas booster
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