Wonder if Sid knows he can be tossed in the slammer for a damn long time if he tries to merchandise the American National Bird for peoples' dinner tables.
From the CEO
We're dedicated to bringing consumers healthy, certified organic animals at wholesale prices. Whether you're getting a pet lizard for your son or a dozen Doberman flank steaks for a SuperBowl party, you won't find lower priced animals anywhere else that are better suited for Pets or Food.
Sidney Zwibel, CEO Pets or Food
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T. Herman Zweibel, Publisher of The Onion
Coincidence?? I think not.