[patent]

Though regretful over the severity of God's punishment, Mideast peace negotiators nonetheless praised Him for coming up with the first-ever viable solution to the ongoing crisis.

[ecomcon]

LOL

It's funny, but should have been judgement by fire.

[TopQuark]

Very humourous, granted. Yet, pathetically, in complete line with modern moral relativism.

Yeh, really: why can't the Israelis and the Arabs just get together, make peace, and love each other, showing what good Christians they are?

[upchuck]

'bout damned (oops, now I'm in trouble) time!

And, yeah, I agree with the fire idea.

[Cicero]

There are reports that the International Tribunal at the Hague is demanding that God should be extradited and tried for war crimes.

[Brian Kopp DPM]

Man, just when I've gotten myself worked up into a really foul mood, folks like you gotta go and post something like this and make me laugh. Despicable. You know how hard it is to work yourself up into a lather over silly stupid things? And then to have that perfectly satisfyling foul mood spoiled by something as well executed as this piece. The nerve...

[weikel]

Or we could just nuke the bastards( excluding the Israelis and Turks) and there would be no need for divine intervention use some of those low fallout bombs which won't ruin the oil.