There are reports that the International Tribunal at the Hague is demanding that God should be extradited and tried for war crimes.
In related news, a U.S. Naval crew rescued what appears to be the only survivors of G-D's wrath. They were sailing in a large wooden boat stuffed to the rafters with animals of various and sundry species.
The man and woman, of Jewish and Palesinian heritage respectively were apparently married one year ago. Lawyers for the couple have indicated that as sole heirs of all the land that was once Isreal and Palistine they will seek to usher in a new era of hope and peace.