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Spring Is Here Haiku
self
| 4/9/2002
| Poindexter
Posted on 04/09/2002 8:22:25 AM PDT by poindexter
Hi folks. Spring is finally here after a long, icky winter. Time to lighten up a bit!
So, here are a few "Spring Is Here" haiku:
Spring is here at last!
Grass grows green where dog poop thaws
Mower tune-up time!
Mower needs new plug,
Water in gas tank must go
No compression! Dang.
The old Briggs is dead.
Trip to saw and mower shop
A manly pleasure.
Checkbook is empty
All hail the brand new Toro
The grass will tremble.
Gas tank is top't off
Mower starts on the first pull
Now the rain has come.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: haiku; spring
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How about some more?
To: poindexter
The birds sing early
Daylight savings is the worst
Who invented this?
To: poindexter
My ode to "The American Taliban"
Johnny lost his case,
The cell door slammed,
Bubbah grinned.
To: poindexter
Pollen in the air
Spring flowers rejoice in love
Benedryl for me
To: poindexter
april is on hold telefile or e-file tiller plans must wait
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posted on
04/09/2002 8:38:38 AM PDT
by
jwalburg
To: Yakboy
Spring winds blow east
Hillary's cellulite sways
Oh the Humanity!
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Be Seeing You,
Chris
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posted on
04/09/2002 8:38:55 AM PDT
by
section9
To: poindexter
april is on hold
telefile or e-file
tiller plans must wait
oops no cesura
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posted on
04/09/2002 8:39:27 AM PDT
by
jwalburg
Comment #8 Removed by Moderator
To: poindexter
Life bursts forth from death
New buds raise heads to heaven
Cry "Pascha, Pascha"
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posted on
04/09/2002 8:46:56 AM PDT
by
B-Chan
To: poindexter
Summer is nigh...
Anticipation of bronze skin and coconut oil...
My swim suit has shrunk...
To: poindexter
School Will Soon Be Out Fifty Dollars To Cut It Students Rip Me Off
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posted on
04/09/2002 9:08:31 AM PDT
by
Puppage
To: poindexter
School Will Soon Be Out
Fifty Dollars To Cut It
Students Rip Me Off
12
posted on
04/09/2002 9:09:26 AM PDT
by
Puppage
To: poindexter
Gone the slush and snow
Tune into weather channel-
Tornado warnings!
To: Puppage
I don't cut the grass
Neighbors bitch until the Fall
Leaves cover it up.
To: poindexter
What is that I see?
Squirrels in the bird feeders!
Get my BB gun...
To: poindexter
Spring! Green trees, buds,
Dee Ess Tee, light all night,
Cold, too, what? Snow.
To: poindexter
Every spring I pray
this will be the year that the
Cubbies win it all!
GO CUBS!
To: poindexter
Every year I mow,
Only one thing comes to mind,
Asphalt painted green.
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posted on
04/09/2002 9:38:23 AM PDT
by
rwfok
To: poindexter
Spring has sprung.
The flower blooms.
AND APRIL 15th LOOMS!
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To: poindexter
springtime brings many tests
like neurobiology
must resume cramming
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posted on
04/09/2002 9:43:35 AM PDT
by
Pistias
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