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Car Wash "Penis" was an "Udder" Thing Instead (whew)
Reuters ^
Posted on 02/28/2002 7:36:11 AM PST by Dallas
HASTINGS, Neb. (Reuters) - A lingering mystery involving what appeared to be a severed human penis found in a Nebraska car wash has been solved, police said on Wednesday, with tests showing the organ was a cow's teat.
"I've learned more about cow parts and human parts in the past two weeks than I cared to," said Police Chief Larry Thoren. Police launched a possible homicide investigation after the part was found near a vacuum cleaner at a car wash in Hastings on Feb. 12. Local medical officials said they thought it resembled a human penis and it was sent off to a state crime laboratory for further tests.
Thoren said test results showed it to be a cow's teat, nothing udder.
TOPICS: News/Current Events
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posted on
02/28/2002 7:36:12 AM PST
by
Dallas
To: Dallas
This is simple. Just look for a dairy farmer with a broken milking machine. He probably used the vacuum till his machine was fixed.
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posted on
02/28/2002 7:53:56 AM PST
by
duckman
To: Dallas
Police launched a possible homicide investigation Shouldn't that be "bovicide investigation "? '
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posted on
02/28/2002 7:55:36 AM PST
by
chainsaw
To: chainsaw
no kidding---how hard could it be to find a three teated cow.
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posted on
02/28/2002 7:58:08 AM PST
by
Dallas
To: Dallas
I guess now it's PETAs problem.
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posted on
02/28/2002 8:03:09 AM PST
by
HEY4QDEMS
To: Dallas
These medical experts better go back to school to take a few more anatomy classes. Anybody ought to be able to tell the difference between a teat and a talliwacker.
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posted on
02/28/2002 8:10:49 AM PST
by
Rifleman
To: Rifleman
...the difference between a teat and a talliwacker.
About 4"?
To: Rifleman
Some folks don't get out much...there are just too many ways to go with this. I'll stop.
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posted on
02/28/2002 8:22:29 AM PST
by
Jaded
To: Rifleman
He'd learn the difference if he ever tried to milk a cow and then to try milking a bull.
The bull will get angry at him mistaking it for a cow!
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posted on
02/28/2002 8:22:54 AM PST
by
weegee
To: Dallas
no kidding---how hard could it be to find a three teated cow. What's the IQ of a Nebraska cop?
10
posted on
02/28/2002 10:03:05 AM PST
by
chainsaw
To: doctor noe
slept through anatomy class--did ya ?---LOL
11
posted on
02/28/2002 10:06:47 AM PST
by
Dallas
To: Dallas
This reminds me of the movie the Jerk. This is $hit. This is shinola.
To: Dallas
Holy Cow, I bet that cow was rather attached to that....
To: Dallas
Was the teat circumcised?
To: Dallas
I have to admit, it *is* pretty hard to tell them apart. Confuses me all the time. Sometimes when I'm in the bathroom I just freak out when I, well, you know, right before I, well, you know. And driving by a herd of cows is enough to drive a lot of people totally out of their minds, especially if they're of the, shall we say, desirous female persuasion?
To: CheneyChick
this story is udderly ridiculous...
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posted on
02/28/2002 10:19:57 AM PST
by
Dallas
To: freebilly
Yes, but it's no skin of my nose.
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posted on
02/28/2002 10:21:18 AM PST
by
deadrock
To: Dallas
This would make a great south park episode.
To: DEADROCK
This story sounds like a bunch of bull, but the media will milk it for all it's worth.
To: Dallas
Lorraina Boooooo-bit?
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