[duckman]

This is simple. Just look for a dairy farmer with a broken milking machine. He probably used the vacuum till his machine was fixed.

[chainsaw]

Police launched a possible homicide investigation

Shouldn't that be "bovicide investigation "? '

[HEY4QDEMS]

I guess now it's PETAs problem.

[VRWC_minion]

This reminds me of the movie the Jerk. This is $hit. This is shinola.

[CheneyChick]

Holy Cow, I bet that cow was rather attached to that....

[freebilly]

Was the teat circumcised?

[Jefferson Adams]

I have to admit, it *is* pretty hard to tell them apart. Confuses me all the time. Sometimes when I'm in the bathroom I just freak out when I, well, you know, right before I, well, you know. And driving by a herd of cows is enough to drive a lot of people totally out of their minds, especially if they're of the, shall we say, desirous female persuasion?

[NC_Libertarian]

This would make a great south park episode.

[midwestmidnight]

Lorraina Boooooo-bit?

[TeknoBeck]

I am just really, really curious how the cow lost this thing and what the hell was it doing driving around in a car!?

[sweetliberty]

Oh come on y'all....should you really be making fun of a guy who thought a cow teat was a penis. Poor guy was probably anatomically shortchanged and doesn't even relieve himself publicly!

[colorado tanker]

"Its a clean machine." The Beatles.

[sweetliberty]

Regroup here....it wasn't a cop that thought it was a penis...it was the "local medical officials!!" Note to self: "never, ever go to the doctor in Nebraska!!"

[TC Rider]

please, no pictures.

[ThreeOfSeven]

Somewhere under the prairie sky there's a forlorn cow mooing for, uh, never mind.

[Fintan]

Hey, I've had some fun in carwashs (and pictures to prove it), but...holy cow.