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Car Wash "Penis" was an "Udder" Thing Instead (whew)
Reuters ^
Posted on 02/28/2002 7:36:11 AM PST by Dallas
HASTINGS, Neb. (Reuters) - A lingering mystery involving what appeared to be a severed human penis found in a Nebraska car wash has been solved, police said on Wednesday, with tests showing the organ was a cow's teat.
"I've learned more about cow parts and human parts in the past two weeks than I cared to," said Police Chief Larry Thoren. Police launched a possible homicide investigation after the part was found near a vacuum cleaner at a car wash in Hastings on Feb. 12. Local medical officials said they thought it resembled a human penis and it was sent off to a state crime laboratory for further tests.
Thoren said test results showed it to be a cow's teat, nothing udder.
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To: freebilly
Yup, they found it on the teatable.
To: freebilly
You're full of bull.
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posted on
03/01/2002 11:57:36 AM PST
by
JAWs
To: Dallas
please, no pictures.
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posted on
03/01/2002 12:02:48 PM PST
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TC Rider
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To: TC Rider
com'on TC.....some of us are text impaired...therefore we need the visuals...LOL.
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posted on
03/01/2002 12:32:35 PM PST
by
Dallas
To: Dallas
Somewhere under the prairie sky there's a forlorn cow mooing for, uh, never mind.
To: Dallas
com'on TC.....some of us are text impaired...therefore we need the visuals...LOL. Before going out on a limb begging for pictures of detached cow udders, I'll hold out for something a bit more humanoid and attached.
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posted on
03/01/2002 12:43:53 PM PST
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TC Rider
To: Dallas
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Hey, I've had some fun in carwashs (and pictures to prove it), but...holy cow. |
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posted on
03/22/2002 4:00:26 PM PST
by
Fintan
To: Fintan
I'll give ya ten bucks in unmarked bills if you'll post your pics...
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posted on
03/22/2002 5:55:07 PM PST
by
Dallas
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