[Rifleman]

These medical experts better go back to school to take a few more anatomy classes. Anybody ought to be able to tell the difference between a teat and a talliwacker.

[doctor noe]

...the difference between a teat and a talliwacker.

About 4"?

[Jaded]

Some folks don't get out much...there are just too many ways to go with this. I'll stop.

[weegee]

He'd learn the difference if he ever tried to milk a cow and then to try milking a bull.

The bull will get angry at him mistaking it for a cow!