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We Don't Pump Our Own Gas in New Jersey
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Posted on 01/25/2002 12:11:36 PM PST by LoneGreenEyeshade

New Jersey, Love It or Leave It---I left it but still love it.

You know you are from Noo Jersey if:

1. You've been seriously injured at Action Park.
2. You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges"..
3. You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags. .
4. You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast. .
5. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. .
6. You've eaten at a diner at 3 a.m. .
7. You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison. .
8. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery. .
9. At last three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from. .
10. You know what a "jug handle" is. .
11. You know that a WaWa is a convenience store. .
12. You know that the state isn't all farmland. .
13. You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey - there's "The Shore", and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway", not the "Garden State Highway"..
14. You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree. .
15. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And you call it a "Sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagy" or a "hero"..
16. You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials. .
17. You know how to properly negotiate a Circle. .
18. You knew that the last question had to do with driving. .
19. You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire - doesn't work, does it?) .
20. You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it "The City"..
21. You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich. .
22. You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a sacrilege. .
23. In the 80's, you wore your hair REALLY high. .
24. You don't think "What exit" is very funny. .
25. You know that the first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route 22. .
26. You know that people from 609 area code are "a little different"..
27. You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters. .
28. The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar. .
29. You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls. .
30. You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town. .
31. You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers. .
32. Every year, you had a least one kid in your class named Tony. .
33. You know where every "clip" shown in the Sopranos opening credits is. .
34. You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the Willowbrook Mall. .
35. You've been to at least one mall in Paramus. .
36. You Know that people form North Jersey to go Seaside Heights, and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood. It can't be the other way around. .
37. You were not raised in New Jersey. You were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey. .
38. You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state. .
39. You remember the stores Korvette's, Rickel's, Channel, Bamburger's and Orbach's. .
40. You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesteak with vinegar fries. .
41. You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February. .
And finally... .
42. You've never pumped your own gas.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: gardenstate; gas; joke; newjersey; nj; noguns; pump; pumpinggas; sprint
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
What does #24---"What exit" mean?????
81 posted on 01/25/2002 3:17:36 PM PST by Exit148
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
"School bells ringing,
Children singing---
Back to Robert Hall again!!!"
82 posted on 01/25/2002 3:21:08 PM PST by Exit148
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
ROTF! Proof positive that New Jersey is not just a state but a STATE of MIND!!

Some points worth noting:

The White Castle was in VERONA, not Cedar Grove, on the corner of Bloomfield Avenue and Route 23(Pompton Avenue)next to the REAL Claremont Diner! I am sad to report that the WC has been replaced by an Acura dealership. The HORROR of it all!

Exit 148 is off Da Parkway not Da Turnpike, Bloomfield Avenue in Bloomfield.

A BENNY was a nickname for any guy who wore dark socks with shorts!

Best Regards, Julyman16

83 posted on 01/25/2002 3:21:46 PM PST by Julyman16
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To: Julyman16
Do you by chance remember Egg in a Skillet, in Nutley?
84 posted on 01/25/2002 3:31:39 PM PST by Focault's Pendulum
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Yep. Remember it well.
I came to NJ in '55 -married a local "girl" and settled down here. I was originally from "upstate NY" (NYC people call anything north of the Bronx "upstate"), but I grew up on the Orange / Ulster County line, in view of the Shawangunk Mountains. (By the way, City slickers, the correct pronunciation is Shah wann -gumn : a Minisi word meaning "Southern"- so stop calling them " The Gunks" !)
In any event, it took some doing to get used to the Jersey Swamps...and their denizens; but I worked in just about every part of the state, and got to know it fairly well.I can say, with some accuracy, there is a very wide variety of people here; and that there are huge cultural differences between the typical Jersey City/Hoboken/Newark people, and the folks who live in the southern pineywoods. The old-time " Pineys " are more like Tennesseeans or Alabamans than most folks realize.
We have our problems here, but, after reading the stories posted here, it's obvious most of you do too ; so don't be too quick to knock Noo Joisey !
85 posted on 01/25/2002 3:50:58 PM PST by genefromjersey
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Sorry, can't say that I do. Didn't go to Nutley often, even though I used to work at the Valley National Bank in the Rowe Manse Emporium shopping center across the townline in Clifton.

Best Regards, Julyman16

86 posted on 01/25/2002 3:51:39 PM PST by Julyman16
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To: gridlock
We believe this to be the first such intersection built in the United States or the world. It was known as the Woodbridge Cloverleaf.

I wonder which highway was the first to get "Jersey barriers"? Maybe Route 22 or 17?

The nice feature of jughandles is that you have to turn right to turn left before you are close enough to the intersection to read the street signs.

87 posted on 01/25/2002 4:20:34 PM PST by Lessismore
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
Thanks for the belly laughs. My wife and I really liked your list.

Some other signs you are from NJ:

You know that the word "made" doesn't mean "created".

You know at least three routes to any other place in the state, and use them depending on the time of day, or day of the week, in order to avoid traffic.

You know how to say the words " Hey, I'm walking here!" with just the right amount of menace.

You know that the dividing line between North and South Jersey is "the Bridge"--the Parkway bridge over the Raritan River.

You identify with your exit.

From "down the shore" here in beautiful Toms River.......

88 posted on 01/25/2002 5:42:15 PM PST by exit82
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
LGE -

There are actually three Jersies. North (city areas), Northeast (rural) and south, and oh what a difference.

I'll speak from my experience in living in south Jersey for 42 years (and no, Trenton is not in south Jersey. Its considered "central" Jersey when you live in real south Jersey.

From Cape May to Sandy Hook, the beaches are some of the nicest on the east coast. Never hurts to have a place at the shore. You get up in the morning and do a little fishing. On the way back in you pull the hotel crab traps and get 1/2 bushel of blue claw crabs. Grab lunch and go to the beach for a little body surfing. Early afternoon, go the grocery store and pick up a few shrimp and some clams (yes, you could go clamming, but they're to cheap to expend all that energy digging your own).

Fire up the grille for the clams, shrimp and fresh fish. Steam the crabs with old bay seasoning. Break out your favorite beer. If its Sunday, watch the race or some football while you pig out.

On second thought, NJ is a rat hole, the more people that think that, the less that will be inclined to come here.

Mount Laurel John

89 posted on 01/25/2002 5:44:04 PM PST by Go Gordon
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To: Julyman16
Ever eat at Rutt's Hut on Route 3?

The best cheeseburgers in the world are made at "The Hearth" in Clifton on Route 46.

When my wife and I were dating, if I had money we went to the Hearth. Little money, we went to Gino's. White Castle, fuggedaboutit--I loved 'em, she hated 'em.

90 posted on 01/25/2002 5:45:32 PM PST by exit82
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To: Dog
*ping*
91 posted on 01/25/2002 5:50:16 PM PST by MozartLover
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo
92 posted on 01/25/2002 5:50:37 PM PST by InvisibleChurch
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To: Hoboken
And you know how to throw the coins into the toll basket on the Parkway without stopping.

Sometimes you let your passenger fling 'em--from the right hand side of the car(easier to do when it was just a quarter).

You also know where the State Troopers have their radar traps--that's about the only place you do the legal speed limit.

93 posted on 01/25/2002 5:53:00 PM PST by exit82
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
I drove through there once, back about 1981-stopped for gas and would have gotten back on the Interstate an hour sooner if I had been allowed to pump my own gas-Swore to avoid Jersey thereafter even if I had to drive around the world to avoid it, I still haven't been back.

I have met folks since who stayed longer than I did, who swear that Jersey will grow on you-Thank God I didn't hang around that long.

94 posted on 01/25/2002 6:06:47 PM PST by F.J. Mitchell
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
I left it but still love it.

LIAR! How could you omit Uncle Floyd!?

The highways and the byways

Sea Side Heights, Margate

You can have Miami

I love the Garden State

I've been a lot of places

Seen pictures of the rest

But of all the places I have been to

I LIKE JERSEY BEST!

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95 posted on 01/25/2002 6:09:21 PM PST by Exit 109
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade

Don't' forget derogitory shore resident term "Bennies"

The B. E. N. in BENnies stands for Bayonne, Elizabeth and Newark.

Also, I'm typing this on the Wireless network at the SeaTac airport.  I used to work for a large software company in the Seattle area.  Could only take the rain for a year before I moved back to New Jersey.  I didn't drink coffee either so I think the decision was mutual!

Bayonne is the center of the universe!

96 posted on 01/25/2002 6:18:02 PM PST by Incorrigible
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To: LoneGreenEyeshade
Thanx, I loved this! I've seen it a million times, but it'a always worth the repeat. And I will admit I miss my big hair days.
97 posted on 01/25/2002 7:11:03 PM PST by RepubMommy
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To: Hoboken
15. It is traditional in New Jersey to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light changes.

Oh this happened to us the other day. Of course, with each light, my husband purposely took a bit longer to start moving, just so the jerk behind us didn't get to the fire on time. Hey, Hoboken! I work in Hoboken, but your profile syas Middlesex Cty, what's up with that?

98 posted on 01/25/2002 7:14:38 PM PST by RepubMommy
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To: Exit148
What does #24---"What exit" mean?????

ROFLMAO!!!

99 posted on 01/25/2002 7:17:10 PM PST by RepubMommy
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To: Julyman16
Sorry, can't say that I do. Didn't go to Nutley often, even though I used to work at the Valley National Bank in the Rowe Manse Emporium shopping center across the townline in Clifton. Best Regards, Julyman16

Now I have to ask, ever go to Ashley's?

100 posted on 01/25/2002 7:20:48 PM PST by RepubMommy
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