Mel Brooks as Comicus in History of the World Part One
Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer), after Ringo sees that it's not Wyatt Earp walking up to the gunfight...Tombstone
Sam Elliott
Louis L'Amour's Conagher
"Lucca Brazzi sleeps wit da fishes." The Godfather
"Save the neck for me Clark." Christmas Vacation
"You're a daisy if ya do." Tombstone
"Hail to the King, baby."
"Shop smart, shop S-Mart"
" You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town."
"Klatu...Verata...Necktie"
"OK, you primitive screwheads...listen up!"
--Ash from Army of Darkness
"It's MY way or the highway, Mr. Pink"... Reservoir Dogs
"I'm not gonna hit ya...The HELL I'm Not..." John Wayne in McClintock to the wussy guy...
Jackie Gleason, in "The Hustler"
A bunch of bad alien lizards have holed up in a room with hostages. They call for a negotiatior so they can trade the hostages for their freedom. Bruce Willis sticks his arm through the doorway and hoses the room with machinegun fire, then yells into the room:
"Anyone else want to negotiate?"
Hell, I don't mind as long as she's six foot six,and mean as a snake. Sh*t Jack, the only thing worse than a politician is a damn child molester.
Nick Nolte and Rip Thorne in "Extreme Prejudice".
Val Kilmer to bikini clad 'student':
"Don't eat that, don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts.....(looks down)..... oh, God, I'm too late."
And from the Show M*A*S*H:
Fr. Mulcahy:"War is Hell"
Hawkeye:"No, Father. War is war and Hell is Hell, and of the two War is worse."
Fr. Mulcahy:"Why is that Hawkeye?"
Hawkeye:"Because there are no inocent bystanders in Hell....."
Dennis Hopper giving advice to writers in Search and Destroy.
GW McClintock: Off Day!
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Rooster Cogburn: Fill your hands you sonofabitch!
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Josey Wales: When if it looks bad like you aren't gonna make it, well that's when you have to get mean. I mean plum mad dog mean. Cuz if you lose your head you don't win or live. That's just the way it is.
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GW McClintock to Matt Douglas: I almost killed you once when we were younger... saddens me I didn't.
same: I've got a touch of hangover buerocrat, don't push me.
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Andy Dufresne: Get busy livin, or get busy dyin.
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George Patton: No I don't like paying for the same real estate twice.
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Sling blade: Pretty much the entire movie.
"I aim to kill you with it"
"All right then"
"I lived up at the nervous hospital"
"That Doyle is a whole sight meaner than me, he'd just whup the tar outta me"
"I killed some folks awhile back"
"Not funny ha ha, funny queer"
"I like french fried taters"
"Some folks call it a Kaiser blade, I call it a sling blade"
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm