Favorite qouotes from favorite movies

[Slyfox]

List your favorite movie quotes from your favorite actors and the movie they said it in.

Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty apes.
Charlton Heston in "Planet of the Apes".

[Freebird Forever]

Any man who asks for help better not start out in the first place.

Sam Elliott
Louis L'Amour's Conagher

[MotleyGirl70]

"This was no boat accident." JAWS

"Lucca Brazzi sleeps wit da fishes." The Godfather

"Save the neck for me Clark." Christmas Vacation

"You're a daisy if ya do." Tombstone

[hobblemaster]

Don't get me started.

Oh, baby, you're SO talented... and they are SO dumb!Oh no, it's started. ARRRGGGHH!!!!

[rockfish59]

'you ain't nothin' but a swamp nigger'

morgan freeman in Glory

[Hard Case]

"Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun."

"Hail to the King, baby."

"Shop smart, shop S-Mart"

" You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town."

"Klatu...Verata...Necktie"

"OK, you primitive screwheads...listen up!"

--Ash from Army of Darkness

[vidbizz]

"Eat Me" - The Gingerbread Man in "Shrek"

[rockfish59]

it had both titles!
borgnine was great in that film!

[rockfish59]

lol!
i'll bet it took a hundred takes to do that scene.
sounds like 'who's on first'!

[GRRRRR]

No, Mr. Bond--I expect you to die... Goldfinger in "Goldfinger"

"It's MY way or the highway, Mr. Pink"... Reservoir Dogs

"I'm not gonna hit ya...The HELL I'm Not..." John Wayne in McClintock to the wussy guy...

[rockfish59]

'son of a bitch! you shot my hair'!
(from the same movie)

[hobblemaster]

Same movie "Funny she doesn't look Druish."

[Alberta's Child]

"Fast Eddie, let's play some pool."

Jackie Gleason, in "The Hustler"

[ibbryn]

The Fifth Element:

A bunch of bad alien lizards have holed up in a room with hostages. They call for a negotiatior so they can trade the hostages for their freedom. Bruce Willis sticks his arm through the doorway and hoses the room with machinegun fire, then yells into the room:

"Anyone else want to negotiate?"

[MotleyGirl70]

CHIEF BRODY TO QUINT:

"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat."

CHIEF BRODY:

"Slow ahead, slow ahead...I can slow ahead...come down and chum some of this shit."

JAWS

[TEXASPROUD]

Hank the next thing you'll be complaining about is the legislature making women, (Texas) Rangers.

Hell, I don't mind as long as she's six foot six,and mean as a snake. Sh*t Jack, the only thing worse than a politician is a damn child molester.

Nick Nolte and Rip Thorne in "Extreme Prejudice".

[Poohbah]

G*d da*n it, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would do any good! -- The general in War Games

A painful image...

[rockfish59]

piper laurie was HOT in that film!

you owe me MONEY!
(you know who!)

[rockfish59]

necktie?
lol!

[neubie]

From Real Genius:

Val Kilmer to bikini clad 'student':
"Don't eat that, don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts.....(looks down)..... oh, God, I'm too late."

And from the Show M*A*S*H:

Fr. Mulcahy:"War is Hell"
Hawkeye:"No, Father. War is war and Hell is Hell, and of the two War is worse."
Fr. Mulcahy:"Why is that Hawkeye?"
Hawkeye:"Because there are no inocent bystanders in Hell....."