Favorite qouotes from favorite movies

[Slyfox]

List your favorite movie quotes from your favorite actors and the movie they said it in.

Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty apes.
Charlton Heston in "Planet of the Apes".

[Wolfie]

"Noise, noise, noise...smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beer. My good man its time to kick back, drink some beer and smoke some weed!"
- Jason Mewes, Clerks

[lesko]

The best line in 'The Outlaw - Josey Wales' is: "Dyin' aint much of a livin' boy" Nothing beats that in any movie!!

[Cornjonny]

"Was it over after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor??!!"

John Belushi- "Animal House"

[opinionator]

"Dude, where's my car?"

[denydenydeny]

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[SunStar]

"Who got the blunts? We got the blunts. 15 dollars, little man. Put that sh*t in my hand. If that money doesn't show, then you owe, you owe, you owe. Oh-e-oh-e-oh."

Jason Mewes, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

[opbuzz]

You know you're gonna look awfully silly with that knife sticking up your ass.

Clint Eastwood -High Plains Drifter

[CaptRon]

Actually, it's from "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon". He might also have said it in "The Horse Soldiers" but I think it was orignial in SWAYR.

[GSWarrior]

"They're called breasts, mamma. Every woman has them."--Sissy Spacek in Carrie

"Take off that dress. We'll burn it together and pray for forgiveness." -- Piper Laurie in Carrie

[Chi-townChief]

"No, I don't know Carl LaFong, Capital C, small a, small r, small l, Capital L, small a, Capital F, small o, small n, small g. And if I did, I wouldn't admit it."

W.C. Fields - "It's a Gift"

[gugen]

"You can be a real meat-eater kid, and I mean people, not their garbage." --Lee Marvin in Emperor of the North Pole

[Tennessee_Bob]

I always liked what the Indian said to the old woman as they were being hauled away and Josey appeared on the hilltop...

"Hell's come to breakfast."

[Marauder]

"Aim small, miss small."
Mel Gibson, The Patriot.

[Snake65]

"Aim small, miss small" - Mel Gibson in "The Patriot"

"You just killed an unarmed man!"
"Any man who decorates his porch with my friend oughtta arm himself" - Clint Eastwood in "Unforgiven"

"That'll be the day!" - John Wayne in "Big Jake"

"Nobody ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - George C. Scott as "Patton"

"No fighting gentlemen, this is the War Room."
"Are you gonna let that commie punk come in here and vomit all over us?/Premier Kissoff is an degenerate, atheist, communist..."
"Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all this stuff"
"But we rejected this doomsday weapon for reasons which must now seem obvious." - All from "Dr. Strangelove"

(Harry)"Personell is for assholes"
(Harry's boss) "I spent ten years in personell, Callahan"
(Harry) "Right." - Clint (again) in "The Enforcer"

"Son, you just don't get it, do you?" Dr. Evil in "Austin Powers"

"I'm sorry Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for four days but doesn't die." - Mr. Garrison in "South Park"

"People don't believe in heroes anymore. You and me Max, we're gonna give them back their heroes." Max's boss in "Mad Max"

"Always with the negative waves, Moriarity." Donald Sutherland in "Kelly's Heroes"

"Awww, the first one's easy. It's the second one that's difficult to get 'em to make." John Wayne to his Vietnamese counterpart, who is about to make his first parachute drop in "The Green Berets".

(Young soldier) "Why does it have to be us?"
(Decorated colour-seargeant) "Because we're here lad. Nobody else. Just us." - Just before the attack in "Zulu"

(I could come up with a lot more, but I'd better stop...bandwidth)

[geaux]

"Son...you got a panty on yer head."

Pickup driver to Hi; Raising Arizona

[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

"Life's hard when you're stupid."

Sergeant John Stryker Sands of Iwo Jima

[oldvike]

"Fletch is 6'5"..... 6'9" with the afro"

-unknown sports anouncer in the movie Fletch

[rockfish59]

'i'll ring that bell if i want to'!
(mexican cook in LD)

[hsmomx3]

Clint Eastwood saying, "Go ahead. Make my day."