[neubie]

From Real Genius:

Val Kilmer to bikini clad 'student':
"Don't eat that, don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts.....(looks down)..... oh, God, I'm too late."

And from the Show M*A*S*H:

Fr. Mulcahy:"War is Hell"
Hawkeye:"No, Father. War is war and Hell is Hell, and of the two War is worse."
Fr. Mulcahy:"Why is that Hawkeye?"
Hawkeye:"Because there are no inocent bystanders in Hell....."

[MarkL]

From Real Genius:

Val Kilmer to bikini clad 'student': "Don't eat that, don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts.....(looks down)..... oh, God, I'm too late."

Another great line from the same movie (and one that I once used!)" Now if we can just keep it from exploding!!!"

Mark