Favorite qouotes from favorite movies

[Slyfox]

List your favorite movie quotes from your favorite actors and the movie they said it in.

Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty apes.
Charlton Heston in "Planet of the Apes".

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"The breast of a woman is the hardest rock that God placed on this Earth and I can find no sign on it."

Will Geer in "Jeremiah Johnson"

[MoralSense]

"There's a new magazine out. Combines Commentary and Dissent. It's called Dysentery."

[MoralSense]

Hey, don't forget The History of the World, Part I: "God gave me these fifteen--" (crash!) "--these ten commandments."

[Emmanual_Goldstein16]

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?"

[Emmanual_Goldstein16]

That part is probably the best part of the movie. That one seen when they are watching the movie in the movie is worth the whole movie.

[mountaineer]

"Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome, come on in!"

"They give you Byron and Shelley, then bounce on your belly and burst your balloon ..."

[hobblemaster]

A wed wose, how womantic!

[1 FELLOW FREEPER]

""No, I don't know Carl LaFong, Capital C, small a, small r, small l, Capital L, small a, Capital F, small o, small n, small g. And if I did, I wouldn't admit it.""

An ab so lute RIOT !!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

And while we're at it. Here's a great one

[Silly]

"Just because it happened to you doesn't make it interesting."

Dennis Hopper giving advice to writers in Search and Destroy.

[mountaineer]

"Shewiff - Meet me in my dwessing woom after the show"

I was going to do another quote, but I couldn't remember whether nine or ten schnitzengruben was Sheriff Bart's limit.

"Sheriff, I'd like to apologize for that 'Up yours, n****r.'"

[One4Indictment]

Abracadabra, I sit on his knee. Presto, change-o, and now he is me. Hocus Pocus, we take her to bed. Magic is fun... when you're dead

Fats, the dummy, from the movie "Magic"

[Constitution Jack]

"There's no crying in baseball!" Tom Hanks in "A League of Their Own."

[hobblemaster]

It was 15.

Bart: Are we awake?

Jim: We're not sure. Are we black?

Bart: Yes, we are.

Jim: Then we're awake, but very puzzled.

[Down South]

I want my two Dollars!

Paperboy "Better off Dead"

[Johnstone]

Here's a great one: "Badges!? Badges! We don't need no stinkin' badges!" (Mexican outlaw to Humphrey Bogart in 'Treasure of the Sierra Madre')

[mountaineer]

"Badges!? Badges! We don't need no stinkin' badges!"

Reprised in Blazing Saddles, which borrowed a little from just about everyone!

[Check_Your_Premises]

Belle Watley: Day off?

GW McClintock: Off Day!

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Rooster Cogburn: Fill your hands you sonofabitch!

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Josey Wales: When if it looks bad like you aren't gonna make it, well that's when you have to get mean. I mean plum mad dog mean. Cuz if you lose your head you don't win or live. That's just the way it is.

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GW McClintock to Matt Douglas: I almost killed you once when we were younger... saddens me I didn't.

same: I've got a touch of hangover buerocrat, don't push me.

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Andy Dufresne: Get busy livin, or get busy dyin.

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George Patton: No I don't like paying for the same real estate twice.

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Sling blade: Pretty much the entire movie.

"I aim to kill you with it"

"All right then"

"I lived up at the nervous hospital"

"That Doyle is a whole sight meaner than me, he'd just whup the tar outta me"

"I killed some folks awhile back"

"Not funny ha ha, funny queer"

"I like french fried taters"

"Some folks call it a Kaiser blade, I call it a sling blade"

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm

[Clemenza]

Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli

--- Yours Truly in The Godfather

[StACase]

Badges? We ain got no badges, we don need no badges, I don got to show you no steenkeen badges!

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