[mountaineer]

"Shewiff - Meet me in my dwessing woom after the show"

I was going to do another quote, but I couldn't remember whether nine or ten schnitzengruben was Sheriff Bart's limit.

"Sheriff, I'd like to apologize for that 'Up yours, n****r.'"

[hobblemaster]

It was 15.

Bart: Are we awake?

Jim: We're not sure. Are we black?

Bart: Yes, we are.

Jim: Then we're awake, but very puzzled.